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Parody of Turn to Stone by ELO

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    Based on ELO's 1977 hit Turn to Stone. This could only be about one team: Team 3 of Series 2. Lyrics, video

    My previous parody of an ELO song was Missed the Bluescreen.

    The year is 1988

    And Knightmare's on TV

    With destiny we have a date

    There's no turning back

    Our dungeoneer's in Level 3

    The deepest of the Dungeon

    Within a world he cannot see

    On the bluescreen

    We turn to stone

    Then we are gone

    We turn to stone

    Turn to stone

    Then we're going home

    We can't go on

    We kept away from cavernwights

    We took a crystal and a horn

    We used it on the wall, that's right

    Blowing blowing blowing

    The bearded wizard joined the room

    Gave us a spell called UNITAS

    And then a gargoyle chanted "Doom"

    On the bluescreen

    We turn to stone

    Then we are gone

    We turn to stone

    Turn to stone

    Then we're going home

    We can't go on

    Well we went on a quest and we all tried our quest

    And we got a long way but it wasn't our day

    Because Treguard revealed that we needed the shield

    And it made us ashamed and then stone we became

    The deadly face upon the wall

    Medusa in the hall

    Distracting from a floor that's cool

    Staring, staring, staring

    Without the shield, there's no defence

    We turn to stone, we turn to stone

    Against the girl and her split ends

    On the bluescreen...

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