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What age are you...?

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    smirkenorff
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    Happy Birthday Smirky! I wrote you an 18th Birthday poem/lymeric! Ahem...clears throat

    There was a forum-dweller called Smirky

    Whose wings never seemed to worky

    We pulled them out far

    and glued them with tar

    Now he still doesn't fly cos he's erky!

    Awww, Wow!! Thanks Emii!

    Im so flattered...  😎

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      PhoenixFlame
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      This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

      Just thought I'd drop that LESS than subtle hint for ya'all...

      Very subtle!;D   Anyway, Happy Birthday!

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        WhiteFloatingSkull
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        {Floaty-Bounces around the forum}

        It's just another year of this ol' Skull's existance...but hey, I'm evil - I RELISH the praise.  :-X

        {Reduces the entire FORUM's life-force to Critical Red!!!!}

        MUHAHAHA...my birthday gift to myself.  ;D

        {points to the buffet table}

        Everyone...eat, drink an' be merry - before you all have totally drained life-force meters, LOL.

        {Hides the bottle of 'Downer' in a cupboard...}

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          Emii
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          Hehehe pleasure Smirky Now for ye old Floaty Skull...

          Theres a Floaty old skull of ours

          Who Tripped over a bucket of tar

          Now he's slightly less white

          Needs his eyes testing for sight

          And doesn't have a clue where they are!

          Ok yeah that was worse than the last one but hey....

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            MoanaLiza
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            This old Skull is 21 on the 24th...

            A-hem A-hem "Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday Mr Floating Skull (or what ever you want to be called). Happy birthday to You!"

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              MPK
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              Belated bday wishes- as I was not on last night!

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                Selphie85
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                i'm 17, but soon i'll be a fully fledged man. oh wait i'm not a man i'm i women. damn it all to puss filled hell. he

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                  Emii
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                  Allo there Selphie - Happy Birthday for then! Will think up a poem when I know a bit more about ya ^.^

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                    Kawaii_Catgirl
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                    I'm 17, so I must've started watching in around 1991 (series 5).

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                      KaM
                      Senior staff
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                      I'm sorry that I'm too nosey to miss out on any of this charade, so where limericks are concerned, I'm happy to oblige:

                      Mr Floating Skull:

                      There was once a skull that was cursed

                      By an insatiable, ravenous thirst

                      For blood; so he floats,

                      Reduces life force and gloats

                      How he haunts through to his twenty first!

                      Excuse my rare lapse from seriousness.

                      And a belated message to our good dragon supporter:

                      Smirky - the dragon of goodness and green

                      Credentials and firestones he did always glean,

                      Yet when an intruding dragon was red,

                      He just revelled it on Lord Fears head,

                      And reigns superior on hitting eighteen.

                      Now, I'm cheating, because this is terrible, and the rhythm is lacking, and nothing is good. Yet, I've added this after Emii's praises, so I feel better. Sorry.  😎

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                        Emii
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                        applauds Well done KaM!

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                          Mogdred
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                          IIIII am older than time itself......23 actually.

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                            Emii
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                            XD cracks up

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Great poem  🙂 and Modred if youre older than time and your 23....hows that possible? I'm 15  and if it matters my puppy (a Knightmare fan too, every time I watch Knightmare she just sits and stares at the TV and barks at Festus and Lord Fear) is 3 months

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                                Emii
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                                Yay Snowwiewolf waves lil flag with Snowwiewolf's puppy on it

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                                  Dungeoneer2k3
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                                  I'm 17. I don't remember how old i was when i first saw Knightmare. But i remember some bits of it and really enjoying it, except when a 'scary' bit was happening. I used to run out of the room. I definately remember being scared of the Lifeforce until they replaced it with that pie!

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                                    Snowwiewolf
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                                    Thanks Emii  😄 Nikki! Would you like to meet a friend?`

                                    Nikki:Z,Z,Z,Z...

                                    Sleeping, Nikki Pandeminium had a long day of goblin chasing, I still cant understand why goblins are afraid of a cute little fuzz ball....

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                                      Assassin
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                                      Depression...  😞

                                      I'm 27. And now I feel like everyone's great grandmother.

                                      I watched the show from the beginning, and the only reason I didn't apply is because none of my friends wanted to actually go in the dungeon. We all wanted to cast spells, but nothing else.

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                                        Brangwen
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                                        I'm 15  and if it matters my puppy (a Knightmare fan too, every time I watch Knightmare she just sits and stares at the TV and barks at Festus and Lord Fear) is 3 months

                                        Actually that reminds me of my dog (aged 6ish) I'm suprised of how much I catch her staring at the screen and getting excited by the theme song.

                                        I'm 15 too and have a wierd memory of watching Knightmare as a child. The first thing that comes in my head is the Corridor of Blades, I remember lots of teams dying on that. However I can only vividly remember the rooms and quests from Series 8 when I was about 6. Though I CAN remember the original life force sequence.

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                                          Mr_Festus
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                                          Hellooooo y'all.

                                          I am 17 and started watching Knightmare about 1991, I think.... What I can remember very well is the Red Dragon and the Troll. I downloaded the clips from the site and watched them and it was mad how clearly I remembered seeing it. When you watch some of the clips back.... it really does not feel like 10 years ago. My how time fly's!

                                          Just out of interest... does anyone know what age Hugo is/ or was when Knightmare was filmed?

                                          Thanks in advance

                                          Andrew.

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