U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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Gwendoline's crossbow has been upgraded to a laser beam
Brother Mace wanders around looking dazed, saying "Hail Satan!"
On meeting Lord Fear, he is drunk and offers to show you his little pet dragon
Pickle has a university degree
Treguard has shaved both his head and his beard
You bump into Dorothy Gale and Toto in level 2 ("this is soooooo not Kansas")
Gretel wanders in in a tracksuit, declaring she couldn't be bothered this morning
Lissard turns vegetarian
Smirkenorff gets eaten by Godzilla
You come across Aesandre under a sun lamp in a bikini
...any others, guys?
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hehe, i could use some of these in my next D&D campaign...
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majida lives in a teapot instead of a bottle
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someone puts in a 'DISMISS' spell for the dungeoneers to use for a laugh
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the guys start wearing costumes that actually reveal their body (well you saw half the female's costumes and im not the first to say that we didnt get the same pleasure from the males)
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the life force is replaced by a pie... oh wait...
*dear mr tim child
you are a very nice man for bringing knightmare back but please, please don't use the pie life force, use the original one.
lots of love.
Rachel x*
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*When Sylvester Hands appears in a clean, ironed tuxedo and greets you with "Hail to thee, young sir/ma'am! How may I be of service to you?"
*When a Gargoyle whistles the tune to "What a Wonderful Morning"
*When Lord Fear gains an intelligent and competant assistant.
*When the face in the Life Force clock suddenly says "Quit putting fruit in the knapsack! I'm getting the runs here!"
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....A spell from Rothbery works
....Lord Fear says he has a soft spot for Barry, the Dungeoneer of s7
....Gibbet becomes the new Master of the Crown
....Lissard changes his diet from fish to breath mints
....Treguard regenerates into Tom Baker to becomes the new dungeon master
....Team One win....
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Wow, cool! I didn't expect so many replies! Ok...erm...
Mrs Grimwald waltzes on screen with a bunny girl outfit on
Fear is seen through the eyeglass gloating - and holding a white fluffy kitten
Mellisandre punches Motley
Hands tells the dungeoneer he's too busy to deal with them - his new copy of 'Bio-chemists Weekly' just came through
Smirkenorff tells the dungeoneer to "Go away and do not bother me again, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"
The Watchers enter the antechamber to hear a scream, and in time to see Treguard dive behind his chair wearing nothing but a towel saying "Ah! You're early! I've just got out of the shower!"
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I couldn't resist this one.
Brother Strange's book of proverbs is a No.1 Bestseller.
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10 more:
Majida starts complaining that everything's too easy.
Mrs. Grimwold is accepted into the Royal Shakespeare Company.
Julius Scaramonger gives all his profits to a charity for homeless orphans.
Hordriss develops an inferiority complex.
It was Sidriss who correctly diagnosed it, and who administers an effective magic treatment with no odd side effects.
The weeping doors are on Prozac.
Mogdred and Lord Fear are revealed as mere pawns of the real leader of the Opposition, Tommy Boyd.
Treguard and Majida fall in love.
In the middle of the Play Your Cards Right puzzle, Bruce Forsyth appears complete with annoying catchphrases, and his "dolly dealers" Malice and Morghanna.
The Brollachan decides ignorance is bliss.
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LOL! Nice one! Any more for any more?
When you enter the antechamber you hear Treguard tell you he won't be a moment as you also hear something go blip "you have mail"
You come across Smirkenorff playing dragon sized chess with the red dragon (I forget his name even though I only saw it a few days ago
You overhear the following conversation...
Fear: Dungeoneer, my dear, won't you come in. Sit down, please. Have a spot of tea? And a scone?
Dungeoneer: Tea?....And a scone? You want me to have tea and scones? With you?
Fear: Yes, yes. You see, I've been thinking, and it's time we put this entire "do each other in" nonsense behind us and make a fresh start. What do you say?
Dungeoneer: Well....I have been wanting to learn Shakespeare. And I find your talent with magic remarkable....All right! Agreed.
Fear: Splendid. Splendid. So tell me, one lump or two. And do you prefer honey or jam with your scone?
"Give it a rest, yer lordship! You've been obsessive-compulsive over this 'Dungeoneer' thing for what, like, nearly a decade?" - Hands
"You know, I don't even like heights." - Smirkenorff
"Oh, happy, happy, joy joy! Another beautiful dawn!" - Elita
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You hear any of the following:
Folly - "Y'alright, me ol' mucka?"
Greystagg - "My sisters, we have gathered all the Amber we require. Now let the dinosaur cloning begin!"
Mogdred - "Quail intruder. Look upon the schedule of CITV for the late 90s and quail..."
Fear - "My Pool is playing up again. Damnation! Why oh why did I try to install Windows NT?"
Pickle - "Root and fen, root and fen, looks like a nice, safe, pleasant place with no danger at all. I think this team will win!"
Treguard - "Ooooh...lovely..."
Skarkill - "Heh heh heh-heh...nasty!"
Merlin - "Screw the rules. Here, have a KILL spell. And an OBLITERATE one too. Ah, what the hell? Have a couple of AGONISED-TORTUROUS-DEATH ones as well! Now get out there and kick Opposition ass!"
Cavernwight - "Excuse me, Dungeoneer, but is there a library nearby?"
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Malice changes her calling name to Loveydoodleploppykins.
Gundrada decides the time has come to visit the speech therapist.
The Dungeon beauty contest is a great success, with Mrs. Grimwold narrowing beating Heggatty.
Gwendoline the Greenwarden backs the campaign to burn down the woods to make way for the Wolfenden bypass.
Treguard finally realises that the quest objects are stored in a chamber just a few dwarf tunnels from his antechamber. He sneaks in overnight, retrieves them and tells all the pesky kidsies to pack up and go home.
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Here's one:
Mistress Goody (Series 4) hasn't been herself recently. Her hair has turned blonde, her laugh is even more of a high pitched cackle than it usually is, she has a big gob, she shouts "Whatevah!" and asks dungeoneers "I'm mingin' aren't I?".
N.B - People won't get this if they haven't heard of Jade from BB3! What's that? Everyone knows who she is? Hmm, why am I not surprised at that, hehe!
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