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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    Did nobody else notice this one? my fave, easy

    Yeah I'll agree with you

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    • JamesAJ
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      JamesA
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      So I asked Sidriss what job Motley does.

      She replied "He's a fool".

      I then said "Yeah, you're right about that, but he is in fact a jester".  ;D

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Sidriss is so stupid that ten minutes after taking up tap dancing she fell into the sink.

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          GrimaldineGrimwold
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          Sidriss is so stupid she bought a solar powered torch from Julius Scaramonger.

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            Sidriss is so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate".

            Sidriss is so stupid that when she asked what the letter after X is, and I said "Y, Sidriss", she said "because I want to know".

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              I'll try and think of a few more. But I'm sure you lot can do far better.

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              • JamesAJ
                JamesAJ
                JamesA
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                Sidriss: "What letter comes before B?"

                Me: "A"

                Sidriss: "I said, what letter comes before B?"

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                  Emii
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                  Me: I've got a joke for you, Sidriss

                  Sidriss: Ooooh pray tell!

                  Me: Knock Knock...

                  Sidriss: Ooooh a visitor! runs for the castle gates

                  Me: groans

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    • Elita's mouth is so big Tim Child put partitions in it and turned it into dressing rooms for the rest of the cast.

                    • Elita's mouth is so big when she sleeps with her mouth open shes catches planes, not flies.

                    • Elita's mouth is so big it survived a duel with Hordriss's ego.

                    • Elita's mouth is so big it was when she went on holiday to Bermuda that ships there started mysteriously disappearing.

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                      Emii
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                      Elita's mouth is so big, it was the onlt thing that gave Pickle's hair a run for it's money

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                        Emii
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                        Q. What's blue, has an oversized head, and annoys you when it comes back?

                        A. Elita being strangled.

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          LOL, that's really good.

                          • Elita's mouth is so big it exerts its own gravitational pull.

                          • Elita's mouth is so big she says her lines in 3 different time zones simultaneously.

                          • Elita's mouth is so big Stephen Hawking has written a book about it.

                          • Elita's mouth is so big the cameramen had to stand on the moon to get it all into shot.

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                            Emii
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                            Q. Why did Pickle give up his post-knightmare job as a photographer?

                            A. He was sick of people shouting "Cheese!" at him

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                              Billy
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                              Let's see if I can do some...

                              Treguard- Pickle, there's a elf at the door trying to sell me some home made toilets...

                              Pickle- Tell him to bog off!

                              Motley's hat, although he's never been seen without it, isn't part of his head- it's just a false hood.

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                              • JamesAJ
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                                JamesA
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                                Elita's mouth is so big that she's to slug it out with Series 7's Barry in a brand new edition of "The Fight" on BBC2

                                btw Barry, if you're reading this, I really don't mean any offence about that.... and I hope you don't take any either  ;D

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                                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                  • Elita's mouth is so big she whistles bass.

                                  • Elita's mouth is so big she can sing duets by herself.

                                  • Elita's mouth is so big it has its own calling name.

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                                    Emii
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                                    LOL! The last three posts before this one are hilarious! I read the first post and didn't think it was possible to crack up any more, but by the third I was practically shattered! Well done!!!!

                                    Kully can't understand what allthe fuss is about

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                                      Emii
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                                      Somebody finish this joke for me...

                                      What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?

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                                        bpthorne
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                                        btw Barry, if you're reading this, I really don't mean any offence about that.... and I hope you don't take any either  ;D

                                        Och din't you wirry aboot dat.  'Armless fun f'r'all.

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                                          Emii
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                                          He's lost it. Thrifty Squirrel got to him.

                                          deep breath

                                          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

                                          Ahem.

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