A great Knightmare joke...
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LOL, that's really good.
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Elita's mouth is so big it exerts its own gravitational pull.
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Elita's mouth is so big she says her lines in 3 different time zones simultaneously.
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Elita's mouth is so big Stephen Hawking has written a book about it.
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Elita's mouth is so big the cameramen had to stand on the moon to get it all into shot.
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Elita's mouth is so big she whistles bass.
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Elita's mouth is so big she can sing duets by herself.
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Elita's mouth is so big it has its own calling name.
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Because the dungeoneers were always horny.
If anyone makes the 'horny' joke again, I will personally stuff them up my left nostril and sneeze them all the way to the Outer Hebrides.
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(Well, I got it from Maid Marian, another great programme.)
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague!
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Heh, that's very good. That mask she wore was very silly.
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Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
See the topic "Separated at Birth?"....
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