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A great Knightmare joke...

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    Emii
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    loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post

    Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.

    KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!

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      Steve
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      • Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti

      • Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer

      • What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage

      • Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!

      • What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)

      • Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

      • Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

      • Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

      • How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"

      Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!

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        MoanaLiza
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        What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?

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          MoanaLiza
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          Knight Mare, of course

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            Emii
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            #170

            LOL dear god...

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              MoanaLiza
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              Terrible, wasn't it

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                GrandDizzy
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                I'm baaaack!

                I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...

                Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?

                A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.

                Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?

                A: A comb

                Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?

                A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.

                Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?

                A: Broadsword production

                Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?

                A: Angular television

                Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?

                A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.

                Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?

                A: Take that stupid helmet off!

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                  MoanaLiza
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                  #173

                  Anybody got any new decent jokes?

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                    Arcengal
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                    "Sidestep to your left" by walter fool

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                      Pickle123
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                      What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?

                      Blue

                      terrable I know

                      Hides from the rotten vegertable

                      and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...

                      Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin

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                        Pickle123
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                        • Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

                        • Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

                        • Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

                        BTW - LoL

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                          Arcengal
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                          Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?

                          Because he's a wall. (AWOL)

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                            Pickle123
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                            LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence

                            i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke

                              I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!

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                                Pickle123
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                                😮 NEVER!

                                Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....

                                Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know

                                sigh

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Doh now I get it

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                                    Pickle123
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                                    why was Olgarth's head always so chilly in knightmare's winters?

                                    because of his Falsehood

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                                      Pickle123
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                                      saw this pic and had to bring it to the topic...sorry

                                      "Elita evidently sleeps with her mouth open"

                                      ok, ill stop trying to tell jokes

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                                        Emii
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                                        Hehehe no carry on - I need a good groan sometimes...

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                                          Pickle123
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                                          why was pickle distressed as the bells went at the start of simons quest?

                                          we'll have to weight and see

                                          terribly cruel and taken from treguard

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