A great Knightmare joke...
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Elita's mouth is so big that Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a musical about it. This was later made into a movie starring Madonna (as Ela Peron) and Antonio Banderas (as someone else). Madonna then charted with her version of the song, 'Don't Scream For Me, Argentina'.
Elita's mouth is so big that whenever someone's boomerang doesn't come back, the chances are it's in Elita's mouth.
Elita's mouth is so big that when ?Stephanie Hesp was asked to appear in pantomime, they ended up performing in her mouth. (With apologies to Ms. Hesp, who plays the character of Elita very effectively.
)Elita's mouth is so big that when she needs to floss, she hires tightrope walkers.
Elita's mouth is so big that astronauts on the DSP (Dunshelm Space Program) predicted that it's possible to see it from space...
...But this remains a theory, as no DSP rocket has ever been able to escape the mouth's gravity and make it into orbit.
Elita's mouth is so big that it took a collagen injection at a strength of 7.5 LAs (Lesley Ashes) before her lips felt the least bit fuller.
Elita's mouth is so big that when she announced she was planning to have a mouthwatering meal, Treguard got flood insurance.
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(no-offence) Elitas mouth is soo big that it has its own ekosystem
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And Lord Lucan. And all the Roswell aliens.
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NEWS FLASH
It has been recently reported that Jupiter has mysteriously vanished from the vicinity of the Solar System. The Police are investigating the eating habits of a mouth that supposedly belongs to a female elf who has been known to inhabit Knightmare Castle....
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Hi
In response to previous threads, what I thought best to do is start a new topic for Knightmare-related jokes, so put your funny stuff here, and when compiling an official jokes section, it will make life a lot easier for all of us!!!!! ;D
Let's get cracking (no pun intended there
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Heh heh ;D
The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...
Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.
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Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!
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