A great Knightmare joke...
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NEWS FLASH
It has been recently reported that Jupiter has mysteriously vanished from the vicinity of the Solar System. The Police are investigating the eating habits of a mouth that supposedly belongs to a female elf who has been known to inhabit Knightmare Castle....
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Hi
In response to previous threads, what I thought best to do is start a new topic for Knightmare-related jokes, so put your funny stuff here, and when compiling an official jokes section, it will make life a lot easier for all of us!!!!! ;D
Let's get cracking (no pun intended there
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Heh heh ;D
The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...
Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.
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Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!
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Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?
A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.
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Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?
A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.
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Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?
A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.
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Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?
A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.
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Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?
A. Cos he was dead.
Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?
A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.
Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?
A. He thought it was a game.
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