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A great Knightmare joke...

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    Drassil
    Senior staff
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    #240

    Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!

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    • JamesAJ
      JamesAJ
      JamesA
      wrote on last edited by
      #241

      Elita's mouth is so big that its apparently housing a million "little Scaramongers" (since JS never exactly mentioned how many little Scaramongers he had)  😉

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      • JamesAJ
        JamesAJ
        JamesA
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        #242

        Why did Tottenham Hotspur perish in the dungeon?

        Because they tried to win the cup.

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          Emii
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          #243

          Q. What's more fun than swinging Lissard round your head on a clothes line?

          A. Stopping him with a shovel.

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            Emii
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            #244

            Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?

            A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.

            •  *  *  *  *  

            Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

            A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

            •  *  *  *  *  

            Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?

            A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.

            •  *  *  *  *  

            Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?

            A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.

            •  *  *  *  *  

            Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?

            A. Cos he was dead.

            Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?

            A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.

            Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?

            A. He thought it was a game.

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              #245

              Whats The difference Between Skarkill & Fidjit?

              One Unlocks Locks

              The Other Locks you in the Stocks.

              (I Know Its Crap But Jokes are not my strong Point.)

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                MoanaLiza
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                #246

                That makes two of us so don't worry!

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #247

                  How hard can an Atlantean punch?

                  Lissard.

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                    Fidjit
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                    #248

                    What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                    Sleep somewhere else!

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #249

                      Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

                      Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #250

                        What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                        Sleep somewhere else!

                        Sigh

                        "I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

                        "Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

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                          Guest
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                          #251

                          Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #252

                            No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

                            KER-CHING!

                            Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

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                            • JamesAJ
                              JamesAJ
                              JamesA
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                              #253

                              What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?

                              A skullcap.

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #254

                                Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

                                BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  #255

                                  Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses

                                  Anyway back to the topic...

                                  Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?

                                  A. For possessing a speed spell.

                                  Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services

                                  A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #256

                                    (that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

                                    How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?

                                    None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      #257

                                      Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant

                                      Congrats to you Sir!  😉

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                                      • JamesAJ
                                        JamesAJ
                                        JamesA
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                                        #258

                                        Not long to go now....  ;D

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          #259

                                          Four...

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