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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
    wrote on last edited by
    #278

    Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!

    Did you say something, Pickle?

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #279

      What goes red-black-red-black-red-black...?

      The Corridor of Blades after Ozzie Osbourne's had the decorators in.

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        Fidjit
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        #280

        "Not If You Value Your Life Jester."

        My life is every worth Skarkill, thankyou!

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          Emii
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          #281

          A little rudeboy dungeoneer entred the antechamber and and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a Majida came out and said, "I weel grant you 3 weeshes."

          The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"

          Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.

          •     *     *

          A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

          The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.

          Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
            wrote on last edited by
            #282

            LOL! I don't think the Christmas Cracker people have any claim on those two.

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              MoanaLiza
              wrote on last edited by
              #283

              Sorry really bad one coming up!

              Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?

              Because he'd run out of juice!

              (Yes bad I know)

              Another bad one:

              What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?

              "Your're so corny"

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                #284

                *considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza

                notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead

                wanders off cackling*

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #285

                  "Theres only one responce to those jokes Moana."

                  SPELLCASTING

                  S............T................O................C.................K..................S.

                  (Like My John Woodnutt Imatation.  ;D)

                  Mona appers in the stocks.

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                    Guest
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #286

                    despell SKCOTS,  ;D

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #287

                      despell SKCOTS,  ;D

                      I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you.  😉

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #288

                        Liza, about what I said on the other thread about everyone adoring you? I think you've "used up a life" in that regard... (not really, we still all love you).

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                          Guest
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                          #289

                          I'd make sure you say disspell befor that

                          Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell  ::)

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #290

                            I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell  S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.

                            And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!

                            Here...

                            "Dispell  K...S...T...O...S...C."

                            That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)

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                              Guest
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                              #291

                              Yes I know about order. Backwards is just easiest way imo, sorry if I offended anyone about SKCOTS

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #292

                                Nah, I don't think you have really. But just be careful. They're a hyper-sensitive bunch of people up there (although only when they're on the receiving end, I've noticed).

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                                  Guest
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                                  #293

                                  He he I found that as well!

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #294

                                    They dish it out but they can't take it. (I may be half-Scots, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to acknowledge Scotland's numerous faults.)

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                                      Guest
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                                      #295

                                      Well my lineage is very complex, 1/2 English and I thought I was 1/2 Irish but it turns out I may be 1/2 French instead and oh lord it goes on...

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #296

                                        The whole issue of Nationality is an illusion, Bob. Everybody's lineage must take in the entire surface of the Earth somewhere back in their genetic stock. It's hogwash and it's unimportant.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #297

                                          Why did Lord Fear stuff a team advisor under one of the legs of his throne?

                                          Because it needed a new caster.

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