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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #271

    Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

    IRONSide.

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
      wrote on last edited by
      #272

      Ouch! I have a feeling some of these jokes are violating copyright of Christmas Cracker manufacturers.

      Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

      Those are the usual side-effects, Mr Gumboil.

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
        wrote on last edited by
        #273

        Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

        IRONSide.

        Funnily enough Ironside is my favirot TV Detective along with Cloumbo.

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          Thanatos
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          #274

          you still in contact with Marby?

          Marby? Good god, I haven't communicated with him for ages. He was very rude to me after I said that I'd been less interested in his forum since June 8th 2001 (since before then I'd gone there largely for political argument) and said he'd ban me if I went near his site again. I haven't posted there since, but last time I checked (months ago) I was still on the members list.

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            Emii
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            #275

            Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
              wrote on last edited by
              #276

              Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

              D'oh yeeaahhh! I geddit!

              It's not my fault, I'm just a lot stupider than I was ten years ago.

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              • SkarkillS
                SkarkillS
                Skarkill
                wrote on last edited by
                #277

                Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

                "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."

                "What A LOVELY Image."

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #278

                  Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!

                  Did you say something, Pickle?

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #279

                    What goes red-black-red-black-red-black...?

                    The Corridor of Blades after Ozzie Osbourne's had the decorators in.

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                      Fidjit
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                      #280

                      "Not If You Value Your Life Jester."

                      My life is every worth Skarkill, thankyou!

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                        Emii
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                        #281

                        A little rudeboy dungeoneer entred the antechamber and and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a Majida came out and said, "I weel grant you 3 weeshes."

                        The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"

                        Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.

                        •     *     *

                        A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

                        The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.

                        Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #282

                          LOL! I don't think the Christmas Cracker people have any claim on those two.

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            #283

                            Sorry really bad one coming up!

                            Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?

                            Because he'd run out of juice!

                            (Yes bad I know)

                            Another bad one:

                            What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?

                            "Your're so corny"

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              #284

                              *considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza

                              notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead

                              wanders off cackling*

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                              • SkarkillS
                                SkarkillS
                                Skarkill
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                                #285

                                "Theres only one responce to those jokes Moana."

                                SPELLCASTING

                                S............T................O................C.................K..................S.

                                (Like My John Woodnutt Imatation.  ;D)

                                Mona appers in the stocks.

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                                  Guest
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                                  #286

                                  despell SKCOTS,  ;D

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                                  • SkarkillS
                                    SkarkillS
                                    Skarkill
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #287

                                    despell SKCOTS,  ;D

                                    I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you.  😉

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #288

                                      Liza, about what I said on the other thread about everyone adoring you? I think you've "used up a life" in that regard... (not really, we still all love you).

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                                        Guest
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #289

                                        I'd make sure you say disspell befor that

                                        Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell  ::)

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          #290

                                          I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell  S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.

                                          And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!

                                          Here...

                                          "Dispell  K...S...T...O...S...C."

                                          That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)

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