A great Knightmare joke...

MoanaLiza

Sorry really bad one coming up!

Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?

Because he'd run out of juice!

(Yes bad I know)

Another bad one:

What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?

"Your're so corny"

GrimaldineGrimwold

*considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza

notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead

wanders off cackling*

Skarkill

"Theres only one responce to those jokes Moana."

SPELLCASTING

S............T................O................C.................K..................S.

(Like My John Woodnutt Imatation. ;D)

Mona appers in the stocks.

?

despell SKCOTS, ;D

Skarkill

despell SKCOTS, ;D

I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you.

HStorm

Liza, about what I said on the other thread about everyone adoring you? I think you've "used up a life" in that regard... (not really, we still all love you).

?

I'd make sure you say disspell befor that

Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell ::)

HStorm

I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.

And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!

Here...

"Dispell K...S...T...O...S...C."

That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)

?

Yes I know about order. Backwards is just easiest way imo, sorry if I offended anyone about SKCOTS

HStorm

Nah, I don't think you have really. But just be careful. They're a hyper-sensitive bunch of people up there (although only when they're on the receiving end, I've noticed).

?

He he I found that as well!

HStorm

They dish it out but they can't take it. (I may be half-Scots, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to acknowledge Scotland's numerous faults.)

?

Well my lineage is very complex, 1/2 English and I thought I was 1/2 Irish but it turns out I may be 1/2 French instead and oh lord it goes on...

HStorm

The whole issue of Nationality is an illusion, Bob. Everybody's lineage must take in the entire surface of the Earth somewhere back in their genetic stock. It's hogwash and it's unimportant.

HStorm

Why did Lord Fear stuff a team advisor under one of the legs of his throne?

Because it needed a new caster.

Skarkill

Same here Lord_Bob

1/2 english, 1/4 scotish & 1/4 french (My Dad's mum's family came over from france a long time ago. My aunts traced that family line back until about 1880.)

Fidjit

I have a terrible Isle of Wight accent!

Tracur = Tractor

Get the point! ;D

?

I love accents like that, my dad lived in Cornwall for a while so when I visited him they all spoke like that. Great stuff, I got to ride in a tracur!

HStorm

I'm from Devon originally, and I've still got traces of the same kind of accent, fused with Scots.

?

Cool, accents and dialects and nationality in my opinion aren't too important but they can help you find out who you are!