Warning signs!

[Fidjit]

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

[Skarkill]

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

[MPK]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

[Skarkill]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

[LordF]

A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

" DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

[FrightKnight]

Don't know if any of these are repeats...

CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

"Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall

"Beware of Dungeon-Master"

"Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"

"Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

[MPK]

On S3 wellway;

"BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

[MoanaLiza]

On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"

On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"

On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

[Skarkill]

Aove the entrance of the room in which Dungeoneer Nicky died in S7.

"WARRNING: LIGHTS OUT."

[[[global:guest]]]

On helmet of justice

"This Way UP"

[MoanaLiza]

Along the walls of the Sewers of Goth TOXIC - DO NOT DRINK

[HStorm]

[Painted on the floor of the pool chamber from S3, and obscured by the water so people have to swim down to it to read it...]

"WARNING: DANGER OF SHARK ATTACKS. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER UNDER >>ANY<< CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!"

[[[global:guest]]]

PLEASE REMEMBER: YOUR OWN NAME

for Merlin

[Billy]

Next to Dooris-

"WELCOME TO LEVEL 1, HAVE A HAPPY DAY"

Next to Doorkis-

"WELL DONE FOR GETTING THIS FAR, HAVE A PLEASANT JOURNEY AHEAD"

(You see the way this is going?)

Next to Dooreen:

"HOORAY, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, LOOK LIVELY AND KEEP SMILING"

[[[global:guest]]]

By Motley

        WARNING AWFUL JOKES: EARPLUGS REQUIRED

[Canadanne]

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

[Mystara]

In Merlin's throne room:

Mind the gap.

On a bowl of "downers":

Please shrink responsibly.

Fireballs in spyglass are closer than they appear.

Genius. I am determined to put that latter one somewhere on the main site.

Thought required.

[HStorm]

On the entrance to the Level 1 >>> Level 3 short-cut; -

"Warning: Do not enter under pain of neverending controversy."

On the wall of the Block & Tackle; -

" <------- This way down."

Tattooed on Juliet Henry-Massey's forehead; -

"Please do not feed the plank."

"The level two Corridor Of The Catacomb welcomes generous bearers-of-gifts."

On a deck of cards; -

"Warning; Joker subject to misidentification."

Outside Lillith's domain; -

"Beware sore heads, all ye who enter here."

[Canadanne]

From the Opposition's Security Tips for Dungeoneers:

Never tell anyone your password.

Above the dungeon door:

ONE WAY

...or...

Safety helmets must be worn at all times.

On a bottle of potion:

Always read the label.

[shadow6162]

In Lord Fear's castle:

'Day Orf' signs are only to be worn with Lord Fear's permission.