They would never say...
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ADVISOR: Right, you're in Marblehead now...
LORD FEAR: Ahh...I've been waiting for you, adventurer - I have a proposition for you.
DUNGEONEER: suspicious What's that?
LORD FEAR: Let's say we put all this feuding behind us - live as one in the Knightmare realm. What do you say?
DUNGEONEER: You what?
LORD FEAR: Sit! Please do! Tea and scones, nonetheless - one lump or two?
DUNGEONEER: Tea? And scones? With you?
LORD FEAR: Come, come - don't you think this is all a bit childish now? We could put our minds to greater things!
DUNGEONEER: thoughtfully Well...I HAVE been wanting to learn Shakespeare...
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Dungeoneer takes food from table in S3 clue room
Brangwen: Halt, who dares to steal from the Brangwen-She? Turn and face me dungeoneer
Treguard: Better do as she says team
Advisors: Why? Its a wall with a face, keep taking the stuff and then take left door please
Dungeoneer: OK takes food and clue items
Brangwen: ahem! You do not know which objects to take without my help fool.
Dungeoneer: Well, I will just guess
Brangwen: Thats it your quest has ended Bong!
Advisors: sidestep right please
Brangwen: I said the quest has ended
Advisors: Yes and like we said you are a WALL, what are you going to do exactly?
Brangwen: Grr I can be very annoying if i want
Advisors: Right again Leaves Room
Brangwen: now I know how a weeping door feels sniffs
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Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
Dungeoneer: There's a Spyglass...
Advisor: Hold it up in front of the Eye-Shield...
(Inside is Lord Fear)
Lord Fear: SKARKILL, SKARKILL! I need a private conversation with you pronto..!
Skarkill: Err, yes sir!
Lord Fear: And just in case you can't force your way past the Blocker, the password is "CRYSTAL"
Skarkill: Yes, yer lord!
Lord Fear: Wait a tick... OH for christ sake... Can you pathetic people stop spying on me. God! Jeez! I refuse to take a shower now that you lot have spyglasses...
Treguard: Lord Fear! This is part of the game and...
Lord Fear: Yes, I know that you bearded fool! But why don't you look at someone else for once! Whats so interesting about me anyway? Can't have any privacy even in those rare off duty moments...
Treguard: All right fine! Team get your dungeoneer to throw the spyglass on the floor and stamp on it...
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Posted by: Skarkill on: Dec 11th, 2003, 2:57pm
Fidjit is intoducing himself to a dungoneer.
Fidjit: Fidjit's the name, Master Locksmith and Thief there's no door I can't...
Voice of screen: HAY WHATS YOUR GAME THEN MATTY ?
Motley: Its my job to help Helmet Heads like him through the dungon. So go on get out of it.
Fidjit: But?
Tregaurd: OHHH NASTY
Dungeoneer: Whats happaning guys ?
Advisors: Errr Motley just cloberd Fidjit.
Posted by: Motley Today at 12:37pm
Errr Motley just clobbered Fidjit
Hehe yep!
And The Moral of that story is.....
DON'T MESS WITH MOTLEY'S JOB.
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Elita - "You'll have to pass Aesandre, old Icy Knickers."
Dungeoneer - "How do you know she's wearing any?"
(Cheeky, ain't I?)
Treguard - "Your quest is for the bucket, please retrieve it. We have a leak in the roof."
Treguard(In series - "Take your time team, your life force never fades. It's only a piece of cake that turns into a full cake when you find food."
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Dungeoneer to Golgarach after getting all three questions right:
'I command you... to smile! Come on, turn that frown upside down! Can't you feel the love in this somewhat stale air? Oh - I see a smile comiiing... No? Just a little smile? No-No, don't fade away, don't... Oh FINE! I command you to FIND A HEART!! [Pause] OK, guys: table, clues, choices, now. Ooh, I'm not a happy bunny anymore!'
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I wouldn't pity him...
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Lord Fear: Keep on looking through the spyglass for as long as you like! I don't mind you hearing all my secrets...
Treguard: Life force increasing team, stay a while.
Ooh, Nasty! Spellcasting, B-O-G-O-F-F...
Enter, Stranger... Who challenges the dungeon?
(dungeoneer gives name)
Your challenge is refused. Go away.
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Golgarach: 'Truth accepted. Here is my fourth...'
The Knightmare Production Team: 'Fidjit! We love ya, mate! The combination of comic possibilities and acting panache is out of this world. You're definitely on board for Series 8. [Wistful pause] Picture your name in lights. 'An Evenin' With Fidjit' - the new Broadway smash. Now - think bigger! The sky's the limit, baby! Yeah!'
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Merlin: What are you doing in my chamber? Hordriss is much more powerful than I am and he would never make you answer ridiculous opposites riddles. Off you go then, yes remove the steps on your way out.
Merlin (next quest): Well done team you have answered my riddles but I have forgotten the magic i was supposed to give out.
Hordriss: One just does not get it, why is one called Hordriss the Confuser? Is one that confusing? Why not Hordriss the brave or Hordriss the Lionheart. Just because one knows such advanced magics and demands respect and one does go on a bit and throughly confuses some dungeoneers then......oh I see why.
Treguard: (after putting on helmet of justice) Well team choose your quest
Advisors: We choose to quest for the Helmet of Justice, well look there it is. I believe you owe us some Frightnight trophies.
Lord Fear: You know I really am not sure why I use all my great magical powers and resources to attack blindfolded young children, you would think I would try something more ambitious like curing terminal illnesses or world conquest....
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[Treguard enters the antechamber clad in a Stafleet uniform, with gelled hair, and sits in his chair.]
Treguard: 'Dungeon Master's log, stardate 2112.3. We have arrived at... the new Phase of the Dungeon, on our mission to... retrieve the Cup that Heals, in order to halt the... plague on... Yeltom II. I have recruited a child to enter the... Dungeon and... locate the quest object.'
Pickle: [also in a Starfleet uniform, but with his usual eyebrows and ears] 'Master, it is highly illogical to send an untrained prepubescent humanoid into an unknown and potentially dangerous locale.'
Treguard: 'Mr. Pickle, with all due respect, no-one asked you. I'm giving the child a helmet for protection, what more do you want? [calls out] More power, Mr. McGrew!'
[McGrew runs in.]
McGrew: 'But Treguard, I've pushed the Dungeon as far as she'll go, she canna take any more!!'
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