They would never say...
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Morghanna or Malice or Aesandre wearing a short skirt and high heels! ;D
Ohh now now isnt this all getting a bit S & M ?. I suppose next Gunrada could carry a whip insted of a sword and when a dungeoneer releases her from the stocks she could say " Get in, now its your turn "
Moving swiftly on ......
You would never see fast food in the dungeon.
Advisor: " Look to the left of the table can you see somthing on the floor ? "
Dungeoneer: " Yes I can just see it "
Advisor: " Walk over to it and tell us what it is "
Dungeoneer: " Its a brown paper bag, it appears to be a happy meal "
Advisor: " Ok put it in your knapsack "
Treguard: " LIFEFORCE CRITICAL TEAM you best get your dungeoneer some help "
Advisor: " What went wrong ? "
Pickle: " You ate a happy meal you didnt realy expect to get any lifeforce from that crap did you ? "
Treguard: " Spellcasting D I S M I S S. Goodbye foolhardy travelers I hope youve lernt your lesson. The road behind leads back to England, maybe on the way you will find a decent place to eat "
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2nd quest; Treguard (with bin) to advisor: Will you please put that gum in there! in true teacher fashion, pointing to bin in other hand
Start of new season.
Treguard (with same bin, to dungeoneer): "Look, just put the damn thing on your head. I told you- we lost the Helmet of Justice when we moved studios, so you'll just have to make do."
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Pickle - "I'm sick and tired of doing this, master, why don't you read the questbook instead?"
Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f**ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sht in it."
Majida - "Ok, Treguard, I'll be fair this time. You can say 'Enter stranger' this time."
Treguard (After a fourth team failed.) - "Oh, for heaven's sake, not again. Let me show you how it's done." (Enters dungeon.)
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Hordriss (In a cockney voice) - "Sidriss, this f**ing potion's no good. It's got some fake sht in it."
Okay, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages.
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Advisor to dungeoneer in the COB
Ok when I say now I want you to jump REALY high.
The Boatman: Hi there, get in its free Im a decendant of St Christopher you know. Its shallow and you could walk across but its full of pee, syringes and used condoms.
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