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    Snowcat
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    Staggers through with large axe embedded in skull

    take it from me........ it don't....

    falls on floor

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      Fidjit
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      Dungeoneer: Would you like to discuss Shakespeare?

      Grimwold: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!

      Runs away

      Dungeoneer: That was easy!

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        Elita
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        Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

        (Spot the homage  ;D)

        How appropriate, you fight like a cow.  ;D

        And to confuse Grimwold the Ogre, I'd point behind him and scream "ELF!!!" After his experiences with Velda I'm sure he'd either look round in horror or run.

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          Snowwiewolf
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          Me:"Will you marry me?"

          Snowwies mom: "Your feet stink horribly dont you ever wash them!?!"

          Snowwie and Snowwies mom: "You have such a beautiful face, you should be a male model"

          Runs away laughing like a maniac

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            Lowebo
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            Halamanakiki. My own invented word - could be grimwold language for "dont kill me"???

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              follyfoot
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              polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on we'll all have tea! what dyou mean?

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                Emii
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                Pudding?

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                  Guest
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                  Hey Grimwold, Mrs G needs help with a spider in the bath.

                  when he turns round to see if it's true, zoom i'm off!

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                    Velda
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                    I'd point in the other direction and shout "What the hell is that?" and run off (a la Marty McFly in Back To The Future).  ;D

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                      Guest
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                      Back to the future is a great trilogy, I watched that one tons of times!

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                        follyfoot
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                        my favourite is back to the future 3 the animated series

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