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    Fidjit
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    Dungeoneer: Would you like to discuss Shakespeare?

    Grimwold: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!

    Runs away

    Dungeoneer: That was easy!

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      Elita
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      Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

      (Spot the homage  ;D)

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow.  ;D

      And to confuse Grimwold the Ogre, I'd point behind him and scream "ELF!!!" After his experiences with Velda I'm sure he'd either look round in horror or run.

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Me:"Will you marry me?"

        Snowwies mom: "Your feet stink horribly dont you ever wash them!?!"

        Snowwie and Snowwies mom: "You have such a beautiful face, you should be a male model"

        Runs away laughing like a maniac

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          Lowebo
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          Halamanakiki. My own invented word - could be grimwold language for "dont kill me"???

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            follyfoot
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            polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on polly put the kettle on we'll all have tea! what dyou mean?

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              Emii
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              Pudding?

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                Guest
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                Hey Grimwold, Mrs G needs help with a spider in the bath.

                when he turns round to see if it's true, zoom i'm off!

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                  Velda
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                  I'd point in the other direction and shout "What the hell is that?" and run off (a la Marty McFly in Back To The Future).  ;D

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                    Guest
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                    Back to the future is a great trilogy, I watched that one tons of times!

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                      follyfoot
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                      my favourite is back to the future 3 the animated series

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