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  • Knightmare - A Retrospective
    D DJones
    General Discussion

    This just popped up in my YouTube recommendations

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BF9GpcsJ5Q

    Haven't watched it all yet, but he credits this website for a lot of the information he used, so it should be reasonably accurate.

    Dave


  • Michael Spicer: Knightmare video
    D DJones
    Fan Creations

    Not sure where to put this, so it's going here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9RxmlaPuGE


  • Name that theme tune
    D DJones
    Off-Topic

    I just found this old "identify the TV theme songs" quiz I posted online years ago. How many can you get without cheating?

    1. "Feel the magic, hear the roar" - Thundercats

    2. "The heat is on, the time is right" - Going for Gold

    3. "They're the world's most fearsome fighting team" - Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles

    4. "Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again" - ** The Littlest Hobo**

    5. "I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by" - Saved by the Bell

    6. "Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him!" - Catch That Pigeon

    7. "I'm saying what the heck, you won't believe me anyway"

    8. "If you take my advice for what it's worth, you could be happy there on earth" - Swinging on a Star

    9. "Now I know I can shine a light to find my way back home"

    10. "Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there" - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

    11. "Magic a rabbit, eight feet high" - Wizbit

    12. "I can reach any star"

    13. "The gang will reign supreme, and no-one can deny"

    14. "They'll wait down there forever, till they get their hands on you" - Trapdoor

    15. "Out of the sky, his rockets ignite"

    16. "And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit"

    17. "They're always ready to fight or to sing"

    18. "Upon this beach I see a million grains of sand"

    19. "They crash him, and his body may burn" - Captain Scarlet

    20. "Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light" - Baywatch (and I hate myself a little for knowing that one)

    21. "It's been a while but we're back in style"

    22. "Don't be afraid, wipe that fear from your eyes"

    23. "When I'm alone with only dreams of you, that won't come true" - Birds of a Feather (and I hate myself more for knowing that one)

    24. "'Cos there's always trouble brewing"

    25. "Why can't you whisper the words that my heart is longing to hear?"

    26. "Shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice" - Red Dwarf

    27. "You may see an anaconda, a giraffe and kangaroo" - The Family Ness

    28. "I've got my computer, I swing through the air"

    29. "He knows everything about nothing"

    30. "And we'll fly on the white wings of the wind"

    31. "Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got" - Cheers

    32. "There must be something that you always want to do"

    33. "Goodbye grey sky, hello blue"

    34. "Ever so kind and gentle is he"

    35. "Just a friendly wave each morning"

    36. "There's no case too big, no case too small, when you need help just call" - Chip 'n' Dale

    37. "With drums a-thumpin', bass player pumpin', keyboards and me on my guitar"

    38. "I will rise and I will walk with you"

    39. "There's a stranger out to find you" - Duck Tales

    40. "Every day and night with the condor in flight"

    41. "Is she really everywhere, or a reflection?"

    42. "Higher than the moon, hazy like a beautiful illusion" - The Raccoons

    43. "And what a gentleman, a scholar, what an acrobat" - The Pink Panther

    44. "Their house is a museum" - The Addams Family

    45. "Then I, a proper bird would be"

    46. "Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace" - The Raggy Dolls

    47. "The world will always welcome lovers" - As Time Goes By

    48. "By the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world" - Pinky and the Brain

    49. "Forget the post, put down your toast"

    50. "Here are the people who would share the sights, the sounds, the air"

    I've changed the font to white to avoid spoilers and my answers are in bold. There are a couple more where I can hear the tune in my head but can't pin down the damned program.


  • Bewilder Box: feat Hugo Myatt
    D DJones
    Off-Topic

    (Another) Dave and I agree that Bewilder Box was absolutely superb and well worth visiting. To put that in context, we had a 7-hour round trip (including congestion on the M25) from Coventry to Brighton. The puzzles were a nice mix of pen-and-paper (codes, hidden messages, etc.) and object interaction (push this, twist that, and so on). The game starts before you get into the room with the hosts getting into character and leading you in. The "Quantum Mechanic", I found out later, goes in and fixes problems with the room if something has been overlooked during the reset process, which is a nice way of handling problems in-character - not that anything went wrong on our visit.

    Extra clues are also handled smoothly via D.A.V.E. (ye gods, there's another one) the Artificial Intelligence, which is a much better system than simply having one of the hosts come in. Other places do the latter and it effectively disrupts the setting when the team have supposedly travelled somewhere (or somewhen) a long distance away. Bewilder Box has everything nicely integrated together. Thanks to this game, I plan on making more of an effort to visit other escape rooms, although I will be starting closer to home.

    Oh, and we finished with somewhere between 15 and 16 minutes left - the clock didn't get stopped immediately, so it's a little hazy. Ok, so one thing went wrong, then; what do you expect with that much Dave in one place?

    Dave


  • Knightmare references in games
    D DJones
    Reminds me of Knightmare

    Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but Dark Souls was released a couple of years ago and has the following;

    http://darksouls.wikidot.com/skeleton - note the first line of the description

    http://darksouls.wikidot.com/skeleton-beast - picture says it all, really


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 16

    Lord Fear - 55

    Skarkill - 14

    Sylvester Hands - 14

    Sylv steals a brain cell from Skarkill - gotta catch 'em all....


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 12

    Lord Fear - 47

    Skarkill - 15

    Sylvester Hands - 21

    Motley - 4

    Sylv pinches Motley's hat


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 15

    Lord Fear - 30

    Lissard - 5

    Skarkill - 17

    Sylvester Hands - 18

    Motley - 15

    Sylv steals one of Lissard's remaining brain cells


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 14

    Pickle - 3

    Lord Fear - 24

    Lissard - 8

    Skarkill - 9

    Sylvester Hands - 17

    Motley - 14

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Sylvester steals Pickle's pointy ear-muffs.


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 14

    Pickle - 6

    Lord Fear - 22

    Lissard - 7

    Skarkill - 10

    Sylvester Hands - 16

    Motley - 14

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Lord Fear changes his outfit after accidentally shrinking the original in the wash; Sylvester Hands makes a profit selling an "authentically-dressed" Lord Fear doll.


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 13

    Pickle - 7

    Lord Fear - 22

    Lissard - 7

    Skarkill - 12

    Sylvester Hands - 14

    Motley - 14

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Sylvester Hands nicks Motley's hat and puts it on Lord Fear whose misdirected anger sends Motley to the hospital


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 13

    Pickle - 9

    Lord Fear - 20

    Lissard - 6

    Skarkill - 11

    Sylvester Hands - 14

    Motley - 13

    Brollachan - 2

    Smirkenorff - 12

    Smirky takes a bite out of Brolly


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 12

    Pickle - 10

    Lord Fear - 18

    Lissard - 7

    Skarkill - 11

    Sylvester Hands - 14

    Motley - 11

    Brollachan - 6

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Sylvester slaps Motley for another one of his awful puns


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 12

    Pickle - 11

    Lord Fear - 18

    Lissard - 8

    Skarkill - 11

    Sylvester Hands - 13

    Motley - 12

    Brollachan - 4

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Sylv outsmarts the Brollachan


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 12

    Pickle - 12

    Majida - 0

    Lord Fear - 16

    Lissard - 9

    Skarkill - 10

    Sylvester Hands - 12

    Motley - 11

    Brollachan - 7

    Smirkenorff - 11

    Remember guys when someone goes then that's it they can't come back on the list. I guess whoever has a turn next will probably remove Majida lol

    I'll take that privilege


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 12

    Pickle - 11

    Majida - 4

    Lord Fear - 13

    Lissard - 9

    Skarkill - 10

    Sylvester Hands - 11

    Motley - 11

    Brollachan - 8

    Smirkenorff - 11

    It's not looking good for the resident genie...

    You misspelled "annoying moron"


  • Heal/Hurt
    D DJones
    Forum Games

    Treguard - 11

    Pickle - 11

    Majida - 8

    Lord Fear - 11

    Lissard - 9

    Skarkill - 10

    Sylvester Hands - 11

    Motley - 10

    Brollachan - 8

    Smirkenorff - 11

    There we go


  • The End Of Time
    D DJones
    Doctor Who

    The only problem I had with "The End Of Time" is that I'm also a huge Red Dwarf fan and so, at a certain point in the proceedings, my memory tapped my brain politely on the shoulder and whispered "Rimmerworld". I couldn't take the end of the episode seriously because I was too busy laughing.

    That said, I'd love to see Bernard Cribbins become a long-term companion (which is unlikely to happen, I know, as he's not a bimbo in a short skirt).


  • Knightmare DVD Cover Designs
    D DJones
    General Discussion

    I just found my original photoshop files for these cover designs. If anyone is interested I could upload the original images (as Jpegs) if anybody wants them for their own dvds?

    politely raises a hand

    I would!


  • Forum Temporal Distruption!
    D DJones
    Website Feedback

    Even after checking the "Stay logged in" box (which used to work for me) I get logged out when I leave the site. I have not changed any settings regarding cookies.

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