Aw, Knightmare, good on ya!

Grr I missed it all! Mind you, this thread died about 3 months ago, so....

It's CHRIIISTMAAAS!

Wow! I live near Rotherham and had many a trip there when I was a lad. Used to love imagining it was part of Knightmare. Mind you, where I live there are plenty of great locations for that - woods, lakes etc

Ooh, nice to see this thread lasted a little while longer anyway! Been AGES since I last visited.

Good to see you on here Mark, you're still part of the legend! Only 8 series, 69 teams, so 276 kids on the show and you were one, I'm still jealous my mates couldn't book their holidays at different times and let us go on the show!

To continue this thread, I've picked the more compelling option. Mainly 'cos the fact that I've left it in inverted commas implies something smutty!

While Lillith sat counting her sweeties,

A Goblin pinched one of her 'treaties'

She tugged on her lever...

And of course, the Frosties jingle:

"They're gonna taste gray-ate with Tony your may-ate,

Everyone knows Frosties tay-aste gray-ate,

Even ladies who way-ate, or a pi-ray-ate."

Received my copy, many thanks DJ Oska! It looks and sounds absolutely brilliant, I can't imagine how much time and effort you've put into this! If only the big commercial game companies put as much detail and attention into their games as you have! With proper backing, this could be a massive hit game!

I've only played through a couple of times, been killed more times than I care to admit ( ) but I can't praise your efforts enough on this game. Many thanks for the copy!

Don't be shy! Everything here is merely illusion! And a friendly illusion at that too!

I've emailed you djoska, if you can send me a copy, it'd be much appreciated!

Hungry Hungry Blockers, surely?

Lol! Don't they only eat goblins though?

He was always in goal

All great ideas. There aren't many other great boardgames that lend themselves to this kind of templating. I asked my friend and he suggested "Hungry Hungry Pookas" which just about shows the limits of the games we can adapt as well as the circles I mix in!

Oh, it won't run! What am I doing wrong?

I've downloaded it ok. Will give it a looksee!

Twas a stray cavernwight

there once was a sorceress called lil

Who was prone to the occasional chill

very good!!

did you like my ones??

I liked yours yes. Glad you liked mine!

I always found Snapper Jack a bit unsettling as a youngster. Now, with retrospect I can see he's totally pervy! He's a wee bit camp and is trying to capture children with his net and his naff glove puppet. It all adds up to something very bizarre!