Hooray! I can finally access the forum for the first time in about 3 weeks!

I bought the same DVD a fortnight ago to add to my collection. I haven't watched all the extras yet, I'll do that after The Simpsons.

"If that is the case" snapped Lord Fear, "then why have you been traipsing across half of the dungeon wearing the accursed thing?"

Treguard looked around as if he'd lost something.

"My good assistants were really looking forward to taking on the role of my advisors, I didn't want to disappoint them."

Lord Fear kicked the fallen Sylvester Hands, who rolled over and moaned loudly.

"And when, exactly, did you remove the helmet? You were certainly wearing it a moment ago, and I don't see it lying around here anywhere."

For a brief moment, Treguard looked uncertain. For another brief moment he looked puzzled, perplexed, and then confused, before finally settling on a look of plain bewilderment.

"I don't seem to remember."

Meanwhile, Pickle, Majida and Kully found themselves staring at where an image of the dungeon used to be.

[[The damn filter changed "My" and "assistants" into "I disagreeistants" because the stupid thing thought I was referring to my posterior, so I inserted a suitable adjective ]]

I just want to be able to rewatch it whenever I feel like it.

And scratch the "episode that is currently being recorded" comment in the original post. I only succeeded in recording a technical fault message.

I guess I'll just have to wait until either Challenge? or FTN repeat the series (or, preferably, all of the series). And they WILL show it if it's the last thing I make them do!

Hooray!

I recorded half an hour of "There is a technical fault with this channel, please try again later".

I shall now play Pinball to take my mind off how annoyed I am.

Dunno. I can't watch it live because the only television with a digibox is constantly hogged by someone who doesn't even know how to use the remote.

I started recording it half an hour ago. It shoulda finished by now so I'll soon find out.

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There, my frustration has now been vented using a selection of impolite words and some wonderful non-smiling smileys.

Now I can calmly explain my BLOODY GODDAM ANNOYANCE WITH EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE EXCLUDING MEAT PIES!

Now then, some idiot who shall remain nameless came into my room and saw a video tape. They decided that it shouldn't be there because I don't have a VCR up here, so they took it downstairs and put it on the table. Then, a senile old fool found it, rewound it and used it to record "This Morning". As a result, I no longer have Series 3 of Knightmare on video apart from the episode that is currently being recorded.

Heads shall be hit very hard with very heavy and optionally blunt objects.

Hell, I might as well throw mine in.

moo2u22u2@hotmail.com

Now if you'll excuse me, I shall now post a thread expressing complete and utter hatred towards the universe.

And, of course, it should be set in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales.

I know! Let's try the infinitely reliable "Throw a dictionary at a wall and see what page it opens on" method...

Just my luck... it landed on the inside cover.

I'll try again...

Hooray, it worked that time.

The words at the top of the pages are:

***conservatoire

consult

consume

contraception***

Erm... indeed.

I'm useless at this sort of thing, but here goes...

The dungeoneer is led astray and ends up in a Thermonuclear-weapon room.

A young boy's parents get a telephone call in which mentioned words include 'ledge', 'gravity', 'stalactite' and 'painless'.

Now that I think about it, a fic involving Teflon just wouldn't work very well...

Let's try a different one then: "Necronomicon"

Erm... Polytetrafluoroethylene!

3.1415926536

Hooray!

The last 6 becomes a 5 when you add the next digit, which is either 8 or 9. I can never remember which.

I don't really see myself as a professional. I am merely someone getting paid to do it because of one or more of the following reasons:

I work cheap.

I do a full-assed job as opposed to a half-assed job.

I've got a year of experience using my completely legitimate copy of Macromedia Flash.

I know Pi to ten decimal places.

Which reminds me, pie is the best thing since... Look! A distraction! runs

I think I might have a go at making something myself. I start back at university next week, so I've got an excuse to not do any work. Whee!

Of course, the whole thing will be a half-assed job with countless stick men. But what the hell!

Maybe you haven't got the Flash 6 player. It worked fine for me.

Anyway... it doesn't look too bad. I'm just wondering how the game mechanics will work. If it's just going to be clicking on images then I'll be a bit disappointed.

I considered writing a flash game myself towards the start of this month, but I've just been too busy with exams and work.

I get paid to do stuff in FLASH (aaahhhh!) so there!  ;D

Forsooth! Formidable fromage frais forcefully flattens fiendish faces' foibles!

What you believe is irrelevant. I'm taking the urine whether you like it or not.

Obviously this wouldn't work very well at all on consoles

Working together with another person across the Internet would be a different matter though...

Because. ?? Eternal Domain Error.+++++ Out of Cheese Error +++++ MELON MELON MELON +++++ Please Reboot Universe +++++.