A great Knightmare joke...
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BTW, if anyone hasn't looked at them, something really amusing (IMO, anyway) are Rainecloud's screen captures with captions (under the "Fan Stuff" heading on this site). Now, if only we could convince you to do more...
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Ummm, here's another:
Dungeoneer: Hi. Um, are you going to ask me any questions?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Okay. No questions. Can you tell me which objects to choose then?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Alright then. Can I have a clue?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: You know, you're not much help at all.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!
Dungeoneer: And you look exactly like Granitas.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: Well I'm out of here. All you ever say is "falsehood".
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: I don't suppose you have any useful information to help to me on my quest?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Honestly, it's like talking to the flaming wall!
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It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough
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What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?
Fire!
Aww, I quite liked him.
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Haha, good one.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!
Man, that's poor.
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Man, that's poor.
It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem.
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
Yes, that's a lot better.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
EXCELLENT!
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!
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What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
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