A great Knightmare joke...
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Ummm, here's another:
Dungeoneer: Hi. Um, are you going to ask me any questions?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Okay. No questions. Can you tell me which objects to choose then?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Alright then. Can I have a clue?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: You know, you're not much help at all.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!
Dungeoneer: And you look exactly like Granitas.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: Well I'm out of here. All you ever say is "falsehood".
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: I don't suppose you have any useful information to help to me on my quest?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Honestly, it's like talking to the flaming wall!
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It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough
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What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?
Fire!
Aww, I quite liked him.
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Haha, good one.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!
Man, that's poor.
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Man, that's poor.
It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem.
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
Yes, that's a lot better.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
EXCELLENT!
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!
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What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
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