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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    Now that was good  ;D

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      GrimaldineGrimwold
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      It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough

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      • JamesAJ
        JamesAJ
        JamesA
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        #17

        I love puns  😄

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        • PookaP
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          Pooka
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          What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

          Fire!

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

            Fire!

            Aww, I quite liked him.

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              GrandDizzy
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              Haha, good one.

              Knock knock!

              Who's there?

              Mark.

              Mark who?

              Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.

              Enter, Stranger!

              Man, that's poor.

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                GrimaldineGrimwold
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                Man, that's poor.

                It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem.

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                  GrandDizzy
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                  Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

                  Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

                  • because the dungeoneers were always horny.
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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
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                    Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

                    Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

                    • because the dungeoneers were always horny.

                    BRILLIANT!!!!  ;D

                    btw, you missed out Joe Bloggs, also from Surrey  😉

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                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                      Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

                      Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

                      • because the dungeoneers were always horny.

                      Yes, that's a lot better.

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                        Emii
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                        Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.

                        Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?

                        Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?

                        Sly: Its true...

                        Fear: furious What is?

                        Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

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                        • Debz_gD
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                          Debz_g
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                          Heh heh heh very good!

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
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                            Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.

                            Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?

                            Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?

                            Sly: Its true...

                            Fear: furious What is?

                            Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

                            EXCELLENT!  😄

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.

                              Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?

                              Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?

                              Sly: Its true...

                              Fear: furious What is?

                              Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

                              Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!

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                                Emii
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                                LOL! Thanks! Don't expect any more though...I'm a one hit wonder!

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                                  Thanatos
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                                  What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?

                                  One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.

                                  I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    #31

                                    I'll be happy to extend that to thirty mate  😉

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                                      Emii
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                                      Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?

                                      A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.

                                      ...wait. That's Elita!

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                                        Emii
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                                        Q. What do you get if you cross the Red Dragon with Festus?

                                        A. A giant dog that scares the sh!t out of you and then disappears

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                                          Emii
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                                          Q. What's the difference between Ah Wok and Motley?

                                          A. One's a humble servant, the other's a crumbly pervert...

                                          groan I'll stop the bad jokes now.

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