Knightmare adverts
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The world needs more people like you! ;D
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Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)
As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert. I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins. The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.
Im actualy finding it quite hard to think of more, maybe its more difficult than I thought. ONly new one I got is Mellisandra for Persil ( Persil washes whiter ), but thats not even funny .
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As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.
Ooh, that does sound nice, dearie. I've been looking for some new TV work since about 1989. Do tell me more.
I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.
Oooh, I think I could remember my lines without too much bother then, dearie.
The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.
Hey, that's harassment, that is. I'm calling the Wolfenden Constabulary. You'd better start running now, dearie. They'll have cordons up at the exits to Level One within the hour.
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How about:
Fightknights for an electric can opener device
Lilyth for hosting the new series of the weakest link:
"Ann Robinson you are the weakest link, nice of you to drop by" podium crumbles into a hole
Morgdred for wizardly evil Keep fit instruction "Welcome to Morgdreds keep fit play pens.. play forever..."
Last but not least, the Dragon for BA adverts
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There's a chance this kind of topic might have already been done but I couldn't remember:
So who would be good at advertising what?
I'll try and start off on something-
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Lord Fear and eyeshadow. Possible slogan: "I'm gonna MAKE you buy this if its THE LAST THING I DO!"
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Motley: car insurance
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Greystagg: Herbal essence?
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Pickle: strictly come dancing
There must be plenty of others
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Mrs Grimwold and Festus advertising dog food
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Is anyone familiar with the Victor Kayam TV advert for Remmington shavers? Appearing in the ad, he says 'Hi, I'm Victor Kayam...'; he then talks about the shaver; and that's followed by the remark '...I liked it so much, I bought the company!'
How about Treguard appearing in an ad for Knightmare, saying something parodic like: 'Hi. I'm the victor of KM. I conquered the Dungeon many years ago; and I liked it so much, I bought the castle! I invite you to come and take up the challenge... even if you're not old enough to shave.'
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