Knightmare adverts
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The world needs more people like you! ;D
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Hmmm.... Festus advertising Pedigree dog food?
(sorry thats the only one I could think of....)
As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert. I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins. The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.
Im actualy finding it quite hard to think of more, maybe its more difficult than I thought. ONly new one I got is Mellisandra for Persil ( Persil washes whiter ), but thats not even funny .
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As we dont know what Festus looks like maybe Mrs G would be better in the advert.
Ooh, that does sound nice, dearie. I've been looking for some new TV work since about 1989. Do tell me more.
I can just see the advert now with Mrs G shouting SHUT UP FESTUS all the way through it as she held up different flavoured tins.
Oooh, I think I could remember my lines without too much bother then, dearie.
The saying at the end could be, 8 out of 10 dirty old bit.ches said thier dog preffered it.
Hey, that's harassment, that is. I'm calling the Wolfenden Constabulary. You'd better start running now, dearie. They'll have cordons up at the exits to Level One within the hour.
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How about:
Fightknights for an electric can opener device
Lilyth for hosting the new series of the weakest link:
"Ann Robinson you are the weakest link, nice of you to drop by" podium crumbles into a hole
Morgdred for wizardly evil Keep fit instruction "Welcome to Morgdreds keep fit play pens.. play forever..."
Last but not least, the Dragon for BA adverts
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There's a chance this kind of topic might have already been done but I couldn't remember:
So who would be good at advertising what?
I'll try and start off on something-
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Lord Fear and eyeshadow. Possible slogan: "I'm gonna MAKE you buy this if its THE LAST THING I DO!"
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Motley: car insurance
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Greystagg: Herbal essence?
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Pickle: strictly come dancing
There must be plenty of others
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Mrs Grimwold and Festus advertising dog food
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Is anyone familiar with the Victor Kayam TV advert for Remmington shavers? Appearing in the ad, he says 'Hi, I'm Victor Kayam...'; he then talks about the shaver; and that's followed by the remark '...I liked it so much, I bought the company!'
How about Treguard appearing in an ad for Knightmare, saying something parodic like: 'Hi. I'm the victor of KM. I conquered the Dungeon many years ago; and I liked it so much, I bought the castle! I invite you to come and take up the challenge... even if you're not old enough to shave.'
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You could have Hugo Myatt enter one of those orange conference-style adverts. Hugo could be stating his interest in making a knightmare film where Lord Fear and him battle in a one-on-one fight.
Hugo starts talking, but is quickly interrupted:
"Its starts off when I pick up a dungeon spyglass..."
One of the guys from the executive Orange team interrupts with:
"who needs spyglasses now when you have mobile phones- you could phone him, or leave him a message on his voicemail!"
Hugo starts to worry:
"But you won't get a signal in the dungeon!"
Orange man:
"You don't have to set it in a dungeon- why not a city"
Another Orange man:
"Yeah the film could be renamed industrial knightmare!"
Rest of Orange team agree but Treguard walks off in a huff and bangs his head on the doorframe on his way out.
Orange man in background: "Oooooooh, that IS nasty"
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You could have Hugo Myatt enter one of those orange conference-style adverts. Hugo could be stating his interest in making a knightmare film where Lord Fear and him battle in a one-on-one fight.
Hugo starts talking, but is quickly interrupted:
"Its starts off when I pick up a dungeon spyglass..."
One of the guys from the executive Orange team interrupts with:
"who needs spyglasses now when you have mobile phones- you could phone him, or leave him a message on his voicemail!"
Hugo starts to worry:
"But you won't get a signal in the dungeon!"
Orange man:
"You don't have to set it in a dungeon- why not a city"
Another Orange man:
"Yeah the film could be renamed industrial knightmare!"
Rest of Orange team agree but Treguard walks off in a huff and bangs his head on the doorframe on his way out.
Orange man in background: "Oooooooh, that IS nasty"
Laugh.
My.
Buns.
Off.
Classic.
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The life-force could advertise an 'Anti-Ageing cream'
I dont reccomend putting Oil of Olay in you knapsack tho...
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