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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
    wrote on last edited by
    #241

    Elita's mouth is so big that its apparently housing a million "little Scaramongers" (since JS never exactly mentioned how many little Scaramongers he had)  😉

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    • JamesAJ
      JamesAJ
      JamesA
      wrote on last edited by
      #242

      Why did Tottenham Hotspur perish in the dungeon?

      Because they tried to win the cup.

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        Emii
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        #243

        Q. What's more fun than swinging Lissard round your head on a clothes line?

        A. Stopping him with a shovel.

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          Emii
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          #244

          Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?

          A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.

          •  *  *  *  *  

          Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

          A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

          •  *  *  *  *  

          Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?

          A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.

          •  *  *  *  *  

          Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?

          A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.

          •  *  *  *  *  

          Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?

          A. Cos he was dead.

          Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?

          A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.

          Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?

          A. He thought it was a game.

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
            wrote on last edited by
            #245

            Whats The difference Between Skarkill & Fidjit?

            One Unlocks Locks

            The Other Locks you in the Stocks.

            (I Know Its Crap But Jokes are not my strong Point.)

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              MoanaLiza
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              #246

              That makes two of us so don't worry!

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              • JamesAJ
                JamesAJ
                JamesA
                wrote on last edited by
                #247

                How hard can an Atlantean punch?

                Lissard.

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                  Fidjit
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                  #248

                  What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                  Sleep somewhere else!

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #249

                    Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

                    Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #250

                      What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                      Sleep somewhere else!

                      Sigh

                      "I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

                      "Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

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                        Guest
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                        #251

                        Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #252

                          No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

                          KER-CHING!

                          Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #253

                            What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?

                            A skullcap.

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #254

                              Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

                              BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

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                                MoanaLiza
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #255

                                Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses

                                Anyway back to the topic...

                                Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?

                                A. For possessing a speed spell.

                                Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services

                                A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.

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                                • JamesAJ
                                  JamesAJ
                                  JamesA
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #256

                                  (that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

                                  How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?

                                  None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!

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                                    Fidjit
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                                    #257

                                    Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant

                                    Congrats to you Sir!  😉

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                                    • JamesAJ
                                      JamesAJ
                                      JamesA
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #258

                                      Not long to go now....  ;D

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                                        Fidjit
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #259

                                        Four...

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                                        • JamesAJ
                                          JamesAJ
                                          JamesA
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #260

                                          I've done it!  ;D

                                          I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting!  😎

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