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A great Knightmare joke...

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    MoanaLiza
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    That makes two of us so don't worry!

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    • JamesAJ
      JamesAJ
      JamesA
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      #247

      How hard can an Atlantean punch?

      Lissard.

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        Fidjit
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        What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

        Sleep somewhere else!

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          #249

          Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

          Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            #250

            What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

            Sleep somewhere else!

            Sigh

            "I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

            "Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

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              Guest
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              #251

              Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #252

                No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

                KER-CHING!

                Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
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                  #253

                  What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?

                  A skullcap.

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #254

                    Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

                    BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      #255

                      Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses

                      Anyway back to the topic...

                      Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?

                      A. For possessing a speed spell.

                      Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services

                      A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.

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                      • JamesAJ
                        JamesAJ
                        JamesA
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                        #256

                        (that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

                        How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?

                        None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!

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                          Fidjit
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                          Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant

                          Congrats to you Sir!  😉

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                          • JamesAJ
                            JamesAJ
                            JamesA
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                            #258

                            Not long to go now....  ;D

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                              Fidjit
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                              #259

                              Four...

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                              • JamesAJ
                                JamesAJ
                                JamesA
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                                #260

                                I've done it!  ;D

                                I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting!  😎

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  #261

                                  Phew took your time!  ;D

                                  Well done Zagor!!!

                                  Hopefully I can be the 8th  😉

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
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                                    I'm sure you will - don't think the goblin master can catch up in time....

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                                      Fidjit
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                                      #263

                                      Didn't know he was that close!

                                      I can mock him about something can't I?  ;D  😉

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                                      • SkarkillS
                                        SkarkillS
                                        Skarkill
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                                        #264

                                        "Not If You Value Your Life Jester."

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?  

                                           

                                          An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.

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