A great Knightmare joke...
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.
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What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?
A skullcap.
I'm curious - are you implying that there are non-Jewish synagogues?
(Also, if the Catacombite is female, she wouldn't need to wear one - but how would you tell?)What will Grimwold do when he catches a cavern elf?
Elita.
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What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?
The Wars Of The Noses.
Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?
Because he can't read.
What's Atlantis' most popular football team?
*Drazil. *(Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)
What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?
They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)
Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?
Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.
Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?
The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".
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you still in contact with Marby?
Marby? Good god, I haven't communicated with him for ages. He was very rude to me after I said that I'd been less interested in his forum since June 8th 2001 (since before then I'd gone there largely for political argument) and said he'd ban me if I went near his site again. I haven't posted there since, but last time I checked (months ago) I was still on the members list.
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