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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
    wrote on last edited by
    #268

    What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?

    The Wars Of The Noses.

    Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?

    Because he can't read.

    What's Atlantis' most popular football team?

    *Drazil. *(Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)

    What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?

    They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)

    Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?

    Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.

    Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?

    The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
      wrote on last edited by
      #269

      Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

      A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

      Actually, wouldn't he/she be green? Or by blue, do you mean unhappy? [Looks confused]

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        Guest
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        #270

        I think it means blue as in feeling blue.

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        • JamesAJ
          JamesAJ
          JamesA
          wrote on last edited by
          #271

          Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

          IRONSide.

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
            wrote on last edited by
            #272

            Ouch! I have a feeling some of these jokes are violating copyright of Christmas Cracker manufacturers.

            Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

            Those are the usual side-effects, Mr Gumboil.

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
              wrote on last edited by
              #273

              Who is Skarkill's favourite detective?

              IRONSide.

              Funnily enough Ironside is my favirot TV Detective along with Cloumbo.

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                Thanatos
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                #274

                you still in contact with Marby?

                Marby? Good god, I haven't communicated with him for ages. He was very rude to me after I said that I'd been less interested in his forum since June 8th 2001 (since before then I'd gone there largely for political argument) and said he'd ban me if I went near his site again. I haven't posted there since, but last time I checked (months ago) I was still on the members list.

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                  Emii
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                  #275

                  Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #276

                    Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

                    D'oh yeeaahhh! I geddit!

                    It's not my fault, I'm just a lot stupider than I was ten years ago.

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                    • SkarkillS
                      SkarkillS
                      Skarkill
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #277

                      Blue as in "stopped breathing" blue. LOL!

                      "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."

                      "What A LOVELY Image."

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #278

                        Doctor, doctor! People keep ignoring me!

                        Did you say something, Pickle?

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #279

                          What goes red-black-red-black-red-black...?

                          The Corridor of Blades after Ozzie Osbourne's had the decorators in.

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                            Fidjit
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #280

                            "Not If You Value Your Life Jester."

                            My life is every worth Skarkill, thankyou!

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                              Emii
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #281

                              A little rudeboy dungeoneer entred the antechamber and and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a Majida came out and said, "I weel grant you 3 weeshes."

                              The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"

                              Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.

                              •     *     *

                              A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

                              The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.

                              Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #282

                                LOL! I don't think the Christmas Cracker people have any claim on those two.

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  #283

                                  Sorry really bad one coming up!

                                  Why could the dungeoneer only go so far on an orange?

                                  Because he'd run out of juice!

                                  (Yes bad I know)

                                  Another bad one:

                                  What was the dungeoneer told when he put an ear of corn into the Knapsack?

                                  "Your're so corny"

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    #284

                                    *considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza

                                    notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead

                                    wanders off cackling*

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                                    • SkarkillS
                                      SkarkillS
                                      Skarkill
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #285

                                      "Theres only one responce to those jokes Moana."

                                      SPELLCASTING

                                      S............T................O................C.................K..................S.

                                      (Like My John Woodnutt Imatation.  ;D)

                                      Mona appers in the stocks.

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                                      • ?
                                        ?
                                        Guest
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #286

                                        despell SKCOTS,  ;D

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                                        • SkarkillS
                                          SkarkillS
                                          Skarkill
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #287

                                          despell SKCOTS,  ;D

                                          I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you.  😉

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