A great Knightmare joke...
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What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?
A skullcap.
I'm curious - are you implying that there are non-Jewish synagogues?
(Also, if the Catacombite is female, she wouldn't need to wear one - but how would you tell?)What will Grimwold do when he catches a cavern elf?
Elita.
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What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?
The Wars Of The Noses.
Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?
Because he can't read.
What's Atlantis' most popular football team?
*Drazil. *(Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)
What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?
They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)
Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?
Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.
Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?
The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".
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you still in contact with Marby?
Marby? Good god, I haven't communicated with him for ages. He was very rude to me after I said that I'd been less interested in his forum since June 8th 2001 (since before then I'd gone there largely for political argument) and said he'd ban me if I went near his site again. I haven't posted there since, but last time I checked (months ago) I was still on the members list.
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A little rudeboy dungeoneer entred the antechamber and and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a Majida came out and said, "I weel grant you 3 weeshes."
The dungeoneer said, "No Sh!t!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the toilet but couldn't because there was a big cork in his bum.
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A ventriloquist was making fun of idiotic daughters of mages with his dummy at the Crazed Heifer. Then an angry Sidriss stood up, rolled up her sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to Sidriss.
Sidriss glareded at him and said, "You stay out of this, I''m talking to the gentleman on your lap!!!!"
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*considers throwing cabbage at Moana Liza
notices Merlin in stocks nearby and throws at him instead
wanders off cackling*
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