The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.
You so can get lego curtains. whip
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Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.
No comment.The Brollochan Brief, a bestselling thriller by John Grishamaldine
Differences Between Winteria And Narnia, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)
You Too Can Boost Your Word Power!, by A. Blocker
How Not To Break The Fourth Wall On A Regular Basis, by Trey Guard & P. Ickle
Mother: A Daughter's Truths, by Sidriss The Confused & Andrew Morton
Who Exactly The Campbells Are: All You Need To Know, by Montgomery McGrew
Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee
Ducking, Quailing And Cold Turkey: My Battle Against Addiction, by Mellisandre OBE
Differences Between Winteria And Narnia: Volume II, by Queen Aesandre (under the pen-name I. C. Nicus)
My Story, by the Cartoon Knight
Finding Nemanor: My Greatest Voyages, by Admiral Nemanor
Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3
The Art Of Detecting Eavesdroppers Sooner Rather Than Later, by L. Fear
Charisma, by Mistress Goody & Jade Goody
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*Fabulous Fashion *by the Dungeon's very own Trinny and Susannah, Mildread and Mrs. Grimwold
And since I've mocked her, something for Elita-
*How to be a Good Pirate *by Captain Nemanor, the Fake Pirate.
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Proof My Hair Stylist Really Was Sane by Hordriss the Confuser.
*A Chronicle Of All My Kills *by Lord Cuthbert Fear. (Seriously, I bet he turned to evil because he had a name like Cuthbert.)
My Insults by Elita (2nd Edition, edited to only include the insults that a normal person would find remotely insulting, rather than just laugh at).
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A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.
As any sane person knows, a Lego Wellway Room naturally needs a Lego shower. It's common sense, really.
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Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.
No comment.I've already apologised! I'm a fan really, Drass & Emii! Honest I am!
Runs around pulling his hair out, then hides behind the sofa for a change.
Quite comfortable back here. Getting verrrrry used to it.
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*How to Be a Big Hit at Parties *by Brother Ernest Strange
*Why We Should Be Nominated For BAFTAs *by the actors dressed as goblins.
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Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee
Lots of good ones of these in the original epic jokes thread that spawned the Elita's mouth gags and such.
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*101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza
Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.
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(Coming up to 100 posts, which isn't bad considering the thread only started at dinner time yesterday.)
Beards That Can Be Fashionable, by Bumptious.
The Righteousness Of The Wars Against Terror, by Lord Fear.
(Has anyone else ever noticed the unfortunate acronym for George Bush's pet war, "The War Against Terrorism"?)
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