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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Successful Present Giving, by Julie from Series 3

    "Gift Ideas, by Julie" would probably be better, but it's hilarious either way!

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

      😮   No comment.

      I've already apologised! I'm a fan really, Drass & Emii! Honest I am!

      Runs around pulling his hair out, then hides behind the sofa for a change.

      Quite comfortable back here. Getting verrrrry used to it.

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

         Try this one...

        A Scathing Indictment Of Excessive False Name Usage In Modern Culture, by Sue Denim.

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          The Genie's Guide To The Dungeon, All The Sights, Sounds And History, by Majida.

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            *How to Be a Big Hit at Parties *by Brother Ernest Strange

            *Why We Should Be Nominated For BAFTAs *by the actors dressed as goblins.

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              GrimaldineGrimwold
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              Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee

              Lots of good ones of these in the original epic jokes thread that spawned the Elita's mouth gags and such.

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                Guest
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                5 ways to kill HStorm By Drassil and Emii

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #88

                  No, that'd be a very long book. They'd find as many long, slow, complex and aggravating deaths for me as they could.

                  And it's ***Hayoodloo Storm ***now. Haven't you noticed?

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                    Guest
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                    How to read By Grimwold.

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      101 great succlently tasty pie recipes by Mrs. G Grimwold

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                        Guest
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                        What Festus Looks Like By The Watchers

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                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                          *101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza

                          Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            (Coming up to 100 posts, which isn't bad considering the thread only started at dinner time yesterday.)

                            Beards That Can Be Fashionable, by Bumptious.

                            The Righteousness Of The Wars Against Terror, by Lord Fear.

                            (Has anyone else ever noticed the unfortunate acronym for George Bush's pet war, "The War Against Terrorism"?)

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              *101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza

                              Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.

                              I can play that game too!

                              101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username by Snowwie, Snowwiewolf, Sydney Mayhem and friends

                              101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People By Changing Your Signature By Malefact

                              (Sorry "Deary" I couldn't resist that either!)

                              Ten ways to make a Killing living By L Fear

                              Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                Er, 'scuse me, lady and gent, do you think we're just starting to forget the point of the topic? It's s'posed to be really thin books...?

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                                  Thanatos
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                                  Left is Right (or "Sidestep to Victory)" by Simon and Nathan

                                  Top Ten Winterian Tans

                                  How to give your realm an uncontrived name by Aesandre

                                  A History of the Body Shop by Lissard

                                  Repentance of a Dangerous Kidnapper by Sylvester Hands (or Skarkill)

                                  When is a Wand of Majesty not a Wand of Majesty? by Hordriss the Confuser

                                  Making Sense Of Your Spellbook by Sidriss the Confused

                                  101 Ways to Spend a Day Off by Sylvester Hands

                                  Fly-Fishing by J.R. Hartley: a Commentary by Sylvester Hands

                                  Eats, Shoots and Leaves 2 by Fatilla the Hun

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    More, Thanatos... more, more, more!

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                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
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                                      Why I Swear I've Never Even Heard Of Narania, Or Narnania, Or Whatever It's Called, by Aesandre Winterbourne-Scaramonger

                                      Etruscan Brandy: A Taster's Guide, by Brother Mace

                                      Good Reasons Why I Am Named Ariadne, by Ariadne

                                      Timely And Tasteful Christmas Celebrations, by Merlin

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Good Reasons Why I Am Named Ariadne, by Ariadne

                                        And My personal review of the movie "Eight Legged Freaks": By Ariadne

                                        My top ten winter holidays: By Aesandre

                                        Why I really should get out more!: By Treguard

                                        Fatilla's guide to Blipping and Blopping, all explained

                                        My memiors: By Merlin

                                        The Master's Loyalty guide: By Skarkill

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                                          GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                          Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG

                                          *pout

                                          mutters something unprintable about Merlin and his so called "cures"*

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