The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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Proof My Hair Stylist Really Was Sane by Hordriss the Confuser.
*A Chronicle Of All My Kills *by Lord Cuthbert Fear. (Seriously, I bet he turned to evil because he had a name like Cuthbert.)
My Insults by Elita (2nd Edition, edited to only include the insults that a normal person would find remotely insulting, rather than just laugh at).
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A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.
As any sane person knows, a Lego Wellway Room naturally needs a Lego shower. It's common sense, really.
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Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.
 No comment.I've already apologised! I'm a fan really, Drass & Emii! Honest I am!
Runs around pulling his hair out, then hides behind the sofa for a change.
Quite comfortable back here. Getting verrrrry used to it.
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*How to Be a Big Hit at Parties *by Brother Ernest Strange
*Why We Should Be Nominated For BAFTAs *by the actors dressed as goblins.
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Original Ways For Dungeon Masters To React To Failed Quests, by Una Stee
Lots of good ones of these in the original epic jokes thread that spawned the Elita's mouth gags and such.
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*101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza
Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.
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(Coming up to 100 posts, which isn't bad considering the thread only started at dinner time yesterday.)
Beards That Can Be Fashionable, by Bumptious.
The Righteousness Of The Wars Against Terror, by Lord Fear.
(Has anyone else ever noticed the unfortunate acronym for George Bush's pet war, "The War Against Terrorism"?)
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*101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username *by Moana Liza
Sorry dear, couldn't resist it.
I can play that game too!
101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People About Your Real Name By Changing Your Forum Username by Snowwie, Snowwiewolf, Sydney Mayhem and friends
101 Ways To Avoid Confusing People By Changing Your Signature By Malefact
(Sorry "Deary" I couldn't resist that either!)
Ten ways to make a Killing living By L Fear
Oh I forgot 101 ways to make yourself become two different people By GG
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Left is Right (or "Sidestep to Victory)" by Simon and Nathan
Top Ten Winterian Tans
How to give your realm an uncontrived name by Aesandre
A History of the Body Shop by Lissard
Repentance of a Dangerous Kidnapper by Sylvester Hands (or Skarkill)
When is a Wand of Majesty not a Wand of Majesty? by Hordriss the Confuser
Making Sense Of Your Spellbook by Sidriss the Confused
101 Ways to Spend a Day Off by Sylvester Hands
Fly-Fishing by J.R. Hartley: a Commentary by Sylvester Hands
Eats, Shoots and Leaves 2 by Fatilla the Hun
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