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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    MoanaLiza
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    Why we all hate Knightmare By fans and most of this forum's members

    Why we all hate Nic Lam's website and forum By the forum members (yes we all really love this website and forum, they are a couple of the best, well done )

    Why HStorm has the worst website By Moana Liza and other forum members

    My guide to fake tans - The best, the worst by Treguard

    When to disspell By Cliff and co. (s3)

    Have these ones been used? Relaxation and breathing techniques By Velda

    My lightning survival guide By Martin

    A step in the right direction By Simon and co. (s3)

    Why I love the lifeforce quiche By Grimaldine Grimwold

    (I just got a Keen Value popup for places which have the best prices for curtains, thanyou GG and Elita)

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      HStorm
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      I knew it! I knew you all hated my website.

      • HStorm, speaking earlier while possessed by the ghost of LF.
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        FrightKnight
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        Why comments about Treguard's tan make me roar with laughter every time by GG

        Saw one of the old threads and thought this wouldn't be a long book.

        Also:

        *Paranoia? Moi? My Defence Against These Slanderous Accusations *by HStorm ( )

        Why Pickle is Great by Elita (with help from HStorm)

        Why Elita is Great by Pickle

        How a school can keep burning for nearly three weeks and lessons can still continue by, er...

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          Guest
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          #167

          For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)

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            HStormH
            HStorm
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            Why We're Not About To Launch A Frenzied And Embittered Knife Attack On Lord Bob, by HStorm, Motley, Moana Liza, Grimaldine Grimwold...

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              Guest
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              My Fear of knife attacks from angered forum members By Lord_Bob

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                Thanatos
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                I appear to be just about the only member Lord Bob hasn't indirectly insulted. Oh well, I'm sure he'll soon do something about that.  😉

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                • SkarkillS
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                  Skarkill
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                  No I don't think he has indirectaly "Insulted" Me either Thanatos.

                  But like you said there's still Time.  😉

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                  • HStormH
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                    HStorm
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                    Surely he wouldn't dare, Skarks. Not since you took delivery of that consignment of nipple drillers.

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                      FrightKnight
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                      Nipple drillers?

                      To coin an old chestnut..."Ooh, nasty!"

                      Why reach wands don't make me want to retch by Various. Whoever he is.

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                        Guest
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                        Why Skarkill and Thanatos aren't worth of insulting By Lord_Bob  😉

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                          Skarkill
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                          10 Reasons Why I am Not Going To Lock Lord_Bob In A Cell With Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key: By Skarkill

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                            LordF
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                            Why I'm not a Feminist by Lord Fear (Every Female on the Opposition has conspiered against him)

                            Reason why Series 8 had a S**t ending by The Scrpit Writer

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                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

                              Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

                              or

                              The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

                              would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                How not to forget to logout of the KM forum by Moana Liza

                                How not to turn a thread... By Moana Liza (Oh sorry something like this has been written before)

                                How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                                How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                                How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                                How to understand topics By Lord Fear

                                Why Series 3 is my least favourite and least memorable By Moana Liza

                                No I didn't used to fancy Pickle By Moana Liza

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Why hurting Skarkill and other men is not fun by Snowwiewolf

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                                    Skarkill
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                                    Why I don't Enjoy Tortureing People: By Skarkill.

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                                      HStorm
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                                      Why Disrupting Threads With Displays Of Pointless Cartoon Violence Is Unethical, by Snowwiewolf.

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                                        Snowwiewolf
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                                        Why annoying Snowwie when Timonthy is around is a good idea by HStorm

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                                          HStorm
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                                          Uh-oooooooooooh.

                                          Trembles

                                          I just thought I should say at this point what great respect I have for both Snowwie and her rather impressively-built and psychopathically-overprotective boyfriend, what splendid people I think they are, and how much I think they add to this fine, upstanding community.

                                          Or else.

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