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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Guest
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    For me it would be, Why I like HStorm's Website By Lord Bob (just kidding!)

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      HStorm
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      Why We're Not About To Launch A Frenzied And Embittered Knife Attack On Lord Bob, by HStorm, Motley, Moana Liza, Grimaldine Grimwold...

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        My Fear of knife attacks from angered forum members By Lord_Bob

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          Thanatos
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          I appear to be just about the only member Lord Bob hasn't indirectly insulted. Oh well, I'm sure he'll soon do something about that.  😉

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          • SkarkillS
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            Skarkill
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            No I don't think he has indirectaly "Insulted" Me either Thanatos.

            But like you said there's still Time.  😉

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            • HStormH
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              Surely he wouldn't dare, Skarks. Not since you took delivery of that consignment of nipple drillers.

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                FrightKnight
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                Nipple drillers?

                To coin an old chestnut..."Ooh, nasty!"

                Why reach wands don't make me want to retch by Various. Whoever he is.

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                  Why Skarkill and Thanatos aren't worth of insulting By Lord_Bob  😉

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                    Skarkill
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                    10 Reasons Why I am Not Going To Lock Lord_Bob In A Cell With Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key: By Skarkill

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                      Why I'm not a Feminist by Lord Fear (Every Female on the Opposition has conspiered against him)

                      Reason why Series 8 had a S**t ending by The Scrpit Writer

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        Still not getting it, LF. You keep giving titles for books that would be very long, not very thin!

                        Why I AM A Feminist, by Lord Fear,

                        or

                        The Great Points About The End To Season Eight, by Members Of The Forum,

                        would be thin books. You've got to give examples of a book that the writer is clearly not equipped to write, or clearly runs completely contrary to the writer's mindset.

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                          MoanaLiza
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                          How not to forget to logout of the KM forum by Moana Liza

                          How not to turn a thread... By Moana Liza (Oh sorry something like this has been written before)

                          How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                          How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                          How not to repeat what someone or yourself has said By Moana Liza

                          How to understand topics By Lord Fear

                          Why Series 3 is my least favourite and least memorable By Moana Liza

                          No I didn't used to fancy Pickle By Moana Liza

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                            Why hurting Skarkill and other men is not fun by Snowwiewolf

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                              Skarkill
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                              Why I don't Enjoy Tortureing People: By Skarkill.

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                                HStorm
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                                Why Disrupting Threads With Displays Of Pointless Cartoon Violence Is Unethical, by Snowwiewolf.

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  Why annoying Snowwie when Timonthy is around is a good idea by HStorm

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                                    HStorm
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                                    Uh-oooooooooooh.

                                    Trembles

                                    I just thought I should say at this point what great respect I have for both Snowwie and her rather impressively-built and psychopathically-overprotective boyfriend, what splendid people I think they are, and how much I think they add to this fine, upstanding community.

                                    Or else.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      ...Or else.

                                      HStorm better hide behind the sofa or pinch Fightnight's armour before knives start flying in his direction or he becomes a pin cusion :o.

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                                        HStorm
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                                        A Guide To Courageous Sincerity In The Face OF Extreme Physical Intimidation, by HStorm.

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                                          MoanaLiza
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