Warning signs!

HStorm

A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."

Skarkill

HAHAHAH.

"How would you like to get locked in a cell with Gretal, Fidjit & Casper The Key."

I think some people would say that its a pity this sign wasn't about in S7

"WARRNING DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR SANITY."

HStorm

Blimey, you know how to threaten people, Skarks!

AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, LEAVE MAJIDA ALONE!!!!!

Cries

Skarkill

I Real am a Sadist ani't I ;D.

Here's another one.

"WARRNING EXTREMLY POOR SPANISH ACCENT PRESENT."

Skarkill

OR

"CAUTION EXPOSER TO THIS GENIE CAN SERRIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SANITY."

HStorm

"WARNING: TELLING ANTI-MAJIDA JOKES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR TEETH"

Thumps Skarkill's mouth.

I told you, I lose all sense of humour when people snark Majida!!!!

Snowwiewolf

Hey! Its my job to hurt people! Throws Skarkky at a wall

"That better"

HStorm

Thanks Snowwie! Hugs

"Slippery When Wet" on the door of the Miretrog's pen.

Snowwiewolf

A sword flies past Hstorm

"Didint I warn you about hugswhen Timonthy is around?"

Skarkill

"WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

Guess you thats for.

Snowwiewolf

Two swords fly past Skarkills face each an inch away

"Dont mess with mister T" ;D

HStorm

"WARNING: SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS MAY CAUSE SINGEING SENSATION" on the wall of a bomb chamber.

Skarkill

In S2-4 Lower Levels.

"WARNNING: QUAIL ON THE LOOSE."

In S1-4 Levels 2-3.

"WARNNING: TIME WASTEING, FORGETFUL, CHRISTMASS OBSESSED OLD FOOL ABOUT."

Fidjit

"WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

Guess you thats for.

Awww, you horrible person!

Skarkill

Awww, you horrible person!

Yer ain't I.

Outside the Crazed Heifer

"WARNING HEALTH HAZZARD: EXPOSER TO THE COMEDY INSIDE COULD DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."

Fidjit

Level 2 Clue Room: Series 2

GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO

HStorm

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.

Drassil

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

Next to Causeways:

'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:

'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

Stand up here, next to the cart
Get your leg over
Bosh! You're in.
Get ready for the ride of your life
Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

Fidjit

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"

Fidjit

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"