Warning signs!

[HStorm]

Blimey, you know how to threaten people, Skarks!

AND FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, LEAVE MAJIDA ALONE!!!!!

Cries

[Skarkill]

I Real am a Sadist ani't I  ;D.

Here's another one.

"WARRNING EXTREMLY POOR SPANISH ACCENT PRESENT."

[Skarkill]

OR

"CAUTION EXPOSER TO THIS GENIE CAN SERRIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SANITY."

[HStorm]

"WARNING: TELLING ANTI-MAJIDA JOKES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR TEETH"

Thumps Skarkill's mouth.

I told you, I lose all sense of humour when people snark Majida!!!!

[Snowwiewolf]

Hey! Its my job to hurt people! Throws Skarkky at a wall

"That better"

[HStorm]

Thanks Snowwie!  Hugs

"Slippery When Wet" on the door of the Miretrog's pen.

[Snowwiewolf]

A sword flies past Hstorm

"Didint I warn you about hugswhen Timonthy is around?"

[Skarkill]

"WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

Guess you thats for.

[Snowwiewolf]

Two swords fly past Skarkills face each an inch away

"Dont mess with mister T"  ;D

[HStorm]

"WARNING:  SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS MAY CAUSE SINGEING SENSATION" on the wall of a bomb chamber.

[Skarkill]

In S2-4 Lower Levels.

"WARNNING: QUAIL ON THE LOOSE."

In S1-4 Levels 2-3.

"WARNNING: TIME WASTEING, FORGETFUL, CHRISTMASS OBSESSED OLD FOOL ABOUT."

[Fidjit]

"WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

Guess you thats for.

Awww, you horrible person!  

[Skarkill]

Awww, you horrible person!  

Yer ain't I.

Outside the Crazed Heifer

"WARNING HEALTH HAZZARD: EXPOSER TO THE COMEDY INSIDE COULD DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."

[Fidjit]

Level 2 Clue Room: Series 2

GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO

[HStorm]

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.

[Drassil]

"WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!

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Next to Causeways:

'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

In Series 3 corridors:

'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'

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Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

1. Stand up here, next to the cart

2. Get your leg over

3. Bosh! You're in.

4. Get ready for the ride of your life

5. Hang on tight!'

This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

[Fidjit]

Outside Knightmare Castle

"DO NOT DISTURB"

[Fidjit]

Lord Fear's Door

"QUARANTINE!"

[Skarkill]

Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

"WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

[MPK]

WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  

On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!