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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #37

    Thanks Snowwie!  Hugs

    "Slippery When Wet" on the door of the Miretrog's pen.

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      Snowwiewolf
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      A sword flies past Hstorm

      "Didint I warn you about hugswhen Timonthy is around?"

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #39

        "WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

        Guess you thats for.

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          Snowwiewolf
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          #40

          Two swords fly past Skarkills face each an inch away

          "Dont mess with mister T"  ;D

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            "WARNING:  SUDDEN EXPLOSIONS MAY CAUSE SINGEING SENSATION" on the wall of a bomb chamber.

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            • SkarkillS
              SkarkillS
              Skarkill
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              In S2-4 Lower Levels.

              "WARNNING: QUAIL ON THE LOOSE."

              In S1-4 Levels 2-3.

              "WARNNING: TIME WASTEING, FORGETFUL, CHRISTMASS OBSESSED OLD FOOL ABOUT."

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                Fidjit
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                #43

                "WARRNING: DANGEROUS FLEE BITTERN MONGRUL WOLF."

                Guess you thats for.

                Awww, you horrible person!  🙂

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                • SkarkillS
                  SkarkillS
                  Skarkill
                  wrote on last edited by
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                  Awww, you horrible person!  🙂

                  Yer ain't I.

                  Outside the Crazed Heifer

                  "WARNING HEALTH HAZZARD: EXPOSER TO THE COMEDY INSIDE COULD DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."

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                    Fidjit
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                    #45

                    Level 2 Clue Room: Series 2

                    GHOSTBUSTERS LOGO

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      "WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Medusa's chamber.

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        "WARNING: SNAKE BITES MAY BE HAZARDOUS" on the wall of the Crazed Heifer!


                        Next to Causeways:

                        'WARNING: Danger of falling masonry. Hard hat required at all times.'

                        In Series 3 corridors:

                        'WARNING: All footwear generates excessive clicking.'


                        Next to the Series 3 mine cart:

                        'INSTRUCTIONS FOR EMBARKATION:

                        1. Stand up here, next to the cart

                        2. Get your leg over

                        3. Bosh! You're in.

                        4. Get ready for the ride of your life

                        5. Hang on tight!'

                        This particular sign would not be written by McGrew, as you've probably guessed.

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                          Fidjit
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                          Outside Knightmare Castle

                          "DO NOT DISTURB"

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                            Fidjit
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                            #49

                            Lord Fear's Door

                            "QUARANTINE!"

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
                              wrote on last edited by
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                              Hanging above Stocks containing Motley.

                              "WARNNING: DO NOT OPEN, CONTENCE HAZZADOUS TO SANITY."

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                                MPK
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                                WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  😘

                                On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

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                                • SkarkillS
                                  SkarkillS
                                  Skarkill
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #52

                                  WARNING; DO NOT OPEN THIS BOTTLE EVER!!!  😘

                                  On a certain bottle containing foolish meddling women!

                                  Oh Boy when HStorm reads that.

                                  I wouldn't want to be you MPK.

                                  😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

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                                    LordF
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                                    A note next to a Spy Glass that says:

                                    " DON'T LOOK INTO MORE THEN 2 MINUTES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES "

                                    The Consequnces are Lord Fear's Eye bolts or his Fireballs.

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                                      FrightKnight
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                                      Don't know if any of these are repeats...

                                      CoB: "Step inside for the closest shave!"

                                      Elsewhere: "Beware of Festus"

                                      "Warning: Pickpockets about" in market trader's stall

                                      "Beware of Dungeon-Master"

                                      "Warning: Do not get eaten by blocker"

                                      "Caution: Steps not real" in series 5 room...

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                                        MPK
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                                        #55

                                        On S3 wellway;

                                        "BEWARE OF THE DOG : - watch out for Festus as well!"

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          On bottom of humbug jar "contains no humbugs"

                                          On label on fruit "Suitable for vegetarians"

                                          On certain part of B&T "If suicidal, sidestep left here"

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