U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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Lord Fear is replaced with Lord Voldemort, the Dungeoneer is Harry Potter and the advisors are Hermione, Ron and Draco (well...the team always has to argue about something).
The frightknights are replaced with those woodpeckers toys that vibrate down a stick when you ping them.
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Lord Fear decides to have a nice paddle in his communications pool.
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Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool
LOL, I should have guessed that was coming.
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Treguard get's breast implants and presents the show in Majida's old outfit
Pickle turns up in Elita's lederhosen type things
Teams start wearing suitable clothes
The team looks through a spyglass to hear a scream, and in time to see Lord Fear dive behind his Communications Pool wearing nothing but a towel saying "NOOOO! I've just got out of the shower! Get out...Don't look at me! I haven't got my make-up on yet!!!"
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Mogdred appears in front of the dungeoneer with a large book and quill pen, and asks "Can I help you, kupo?"
(Complete silence)
...Because... Mog. You know. Like a moogle. Oh well, I tried.
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The following is an attempt to inject some of the afore mentioned phantasms as a part of Floating Phantasm equal rights. T'is the law, you know...
1: The Floating Phantasm Union decides that their clients are being underpaid, and thus incite strikes, meaning that when you see a skull, sword or anvil onscreen, they are holding up picket signs and yelling "Dungeoneer's go home..."
2: The floating skull is bouncin' around as a basketball, being used in a 5-a-a-side basketball match between the pooka's and the Sword/Anvil team.
3: A Knightmare Skull appears on the front cover of Tim Magazine as the 'hottest skinless head alive'
4: The floating skulls are revealed to actually be hel in the air by metal cables and pulleys.
5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...
This has been brought to you, in part, by the Floating Phantasm Organisation, a department of Umbrella Inc.
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