U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
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Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool
LOL, I should have guessed that was coming.
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Treguard get's breast implants and presents the show in Majida's old outfit
Pickle turns up in Elita's lederhosen type things
Teams start wearing suitable clothes
The team looks through a spyglass to hear a scream, and in time to see Lord Fear dive behind his Communications Pool wearing nothing but a towel saying "NOOOO! I've just got out of the shower! Get out...Don't look at me! I haven't got my make-up on yet!!!"
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Mogdred appears in front of the dungeoneer with a large book and quill pen, and asks "Can I help you, kupo?"
(Complete silence)
...Because... Mog. You know. Like a moogle. Oh well, I tried.
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The following is an attempt to inject some of the afore mentioned phantasms as a part of Floating Phantasm equal rights. T'is the law, you know...
1: The Floating Phantasm Union decides that their clients are being underpaid, and thus incite strikes, meaning that when you see a skull, sword or anvil onscreen, they are holding up picket signs and yelling "Dungeoneer's go home..."
2: The floating skull is bouncin' around as a basketball, being used in a 5-a-a-side basketball match between the pooka's and the Sword/Anvil team.
3: A Knightmare Skull appears on the front cover of Tim Magazine as the 'hottest skinless head alive'
4: The floating skulls are revealed to actually be hel in the air by metal cables and pulleys.
5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...
This has been brought to you, in part, by the Floating Phantasm Organisation, a department of Umbrella Inc.
You may resume your broadcast...
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ugh, they're soooo anoying
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[ooooooops, thought u said sum 41,aaaaaaaaaargh)
u wouldn't sum 41 in the dungeons anyway)
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*We see Morghanna, Malice, Aesandre and Lillith all bouncing up and down singing "Sisters are doing it for themselves!!!!!"
*Bal-Shebah starts seeing a therapist
*We actually see some Dwarves in the Dwarf Tunnels
*For that matter, we see some Dwarves that aren't the same size as humans!
*Marta has an affair with Sidriss behind Hordriss' back, leading to an appearance on one of America's many crummy chat shows - "I'm a powerful Mage from another dimension who's daughter is having a gay affair with the bar wench I scored with".
*Due to an Opposition plot going wrong, the above show actually becomes "I'm a powerful Mage from another dimension who's daughter is having an affair with a lizard-like creature from Atlantis who was disguised as the bar wench I scored with".
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Velda talks to a dungeoneer without hyperventilating
Hordriss decides to wear blue...AND DISAPPEARS! The most advanced trick he's done throughout the series!!!
Smirky greets the dungeoneer with a "Oh HELLOOOO! And how are we on this fine day? Oh good grief look at the state of you...and that HELMET! You are NOT going into level two like that - what WILL we do with you?"
Pickle comes back to help Treguard, and brings along Legolas to help out, who shoots Treguard in the ass for calling him a long haired nancy-boy
The goblins are replaced with Hobbits who don't have a clue what they are doing there ("Er...Pippin? Aren't we supposed to be doing something with a ring? Why's that smelly guy telling us to eat that kid in a funny helmet?")
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