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U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
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    #58

    btw, substitute that frightknight in the picture for a woodpecker and you'll see what I mean  😄

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      Emii
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      Lord Fear finaly electrocutes himself on one of his contraptions

      Kully turns up

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        Lord Fear decides to have a nice paddle in his communications pool.

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          Emii
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          Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool

            LOL, I should have guessed that was coming.

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            • JamesAJ
              JamesAJ
              JamesA
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              Lord Fear decides to have a nice paddle in his communications pool.

              Didn't he do that in Series 6 Team 5?

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              • JamesAJ
                JamesAJ
                JamesA
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                Lord Fear decides to have a nice p*ss in his communications pool

                LOL

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
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                  Lissard goes for a swim in the communications pool

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                  • JamesAJ
                    JamesAJ
                    JamesA
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                    Even better:

                    Lissard goes for a swim in the communications pool once Lord Fear's p*ssed in it

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                      Emii
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                      Lord Fear goes for a nice pss in his communications pool, Lissard goes for a swim in it and then gets out and psses on Lord Fear!!!

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                        Emii
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                        Treguard get's breast implants and presents the show in Majida's old outfit

                        Pickle turns up in Elita's lederhosen type things

                        Teams start wearing suitable clothes

                        The team looks through a spyglass to hear a scream, and in time to see Lord Fear dive behind his Communications Pool wearing nothing but a towel saying "NOOOO! I've just got out of the shower! Get out...Don't look at me! I haven't got my make-up on yet!!!"

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                          Guest
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                          HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA i find this amusing

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                            Emii
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                            Oh good. I'm glad. I saw your name under the last replied bit and was actually about to tell you to get the hell outta my topic.

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                              DavidNewton
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                              Mogdred appears in front of the dungeoneer with a large book and quill pen, and asks "Can I help you, kupo?"

                              (Complete silence)

                              ...Because... Mog. You know. Like a moogle. Oh well, I tried.

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                                Emii
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                                When the dungeoneer finally comes face to face with Lord Fear, the opposition whips out a little red and white balls, lobs it at the floor and shouts "Lissardimon! Tuna-Breath attack! Now!"

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                                  Elita
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                                  When Lord Fear appears to threaten the dungeoneer while wearing tights.

                                  ...no, wait, that DID happen in Series 6... shudders

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                                    WhiteFloatingSkull
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                                    The following is an attempt to inject some of the afore mentioned phantasms as a part of Floating Phantasm equal rights. T'is the law, you know...

                                    1: The Floating Phantasm Union decides that their clients are being underpaid, and thus incite strikes, meaning that when you see a skull, sword or anvil onscreen, they are holding up picket signs and yelling "Dungeoneer's go home..."

                                    2: The floating skull is bouncin' around as a basketball, being used in a 5-a-a-side basketball match between the pooka's and the Sword/Anvil team.

                                    3: A Knightmare Skull appears on the front cover of Tim Magazine as the 'hottest skinless head alive'

                                    4: The floating skulls are revealed to actually be hel in the air by metal cables and pulleys.

                                    5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...

                                    This has been brought to you, in part, by the Floating Phantasm Organisation, a department of Umbrella Inc.

                                    You may resume your broadcast...

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                                      Emii
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                                      5: A skull and a Pooka have a brawl onscreen, leaving EVERYONE looking confused...

                                      LOL! hehehehehe that really would be very amusing...

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                                        Spoo
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                                        I'm useless at this sort of thing, but here goes...

                                        The dungeoneer is led astray and ends up in a Thermonuclear-weapon room.

                                        A young boy's parents get a telephone call in which mentioned words include 'ledge', 'gravity', 'stalactite' and 'painless'.

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                                          dragonfollower
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                                          ugh, they're soooo anoying 😠

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