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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    Edward Deal:  "Ah, before you cross, Chicken, you might want to try my lovely new automated road-rolling machine. Why bother with crossing roads, when you get the road to move underneath you? Save your tired talons all that exertion today, by clamping this to the kerb and using it to drag the road out of your way! Freshly imported from Japan only this morning, just £179,999, 999 and 99p, tax deductible."

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      #31

      Hahahahahahaha

      Thats Ed Deal alright.

      Got him down to a T HStorm.

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      • SkarkillS
        SkarkillS
        Skarkill
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        #32

        Frightknight: To get away from Snowwiewolf and all her crazy magic. And I'm going to join it befor she casts another Rust spell on Me.

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          Elita
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          #33

          Well, if we're making RP-related posts...

          Ursula: picking chicken feathers out of her teeth Errr... that wasn't YOUR chicken was it?

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            Emii
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            cracks up That one was hilarious, chicken!

            Oops. Forgot 'chicken' is an affectionate term in Nottingham. LOL!

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              Malefact
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              #35

              knightmaredave: well i think the chicken crosed the road to get to teh other side maybe it was bored well that cheered me up for the day!!

              Pooka: because it was feeling under-appreciated.

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Snowwiewolf: Myth will know but she's having a break for a long time... She said something about retiring, but I think it was to get to the other side.   hugs

                Myth appears and breathes blue fire at Mally and freezes him

                aww, you remember  🙂

                hmm.. cant think of anything for Km chqarcters...

                Nikki Pandemonium: Ruff chiken ruffy vouu vuffy goes to burry chicken bones

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                  Fidjit
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                  Tails: Hey chicken, My CHICKEN!

                  Motley: Oi Tails get back 'ere now!

                  Tails: My chicken!

                  Goes and gets chicken bones from Nikki

                  Tails: My CHICKEN!!!

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    #38

                    Emii:  "Chases the chicken with the spatula of DOOM!"

                    Stiletta:  "Go no further, chicken, or we stick a blade in you."

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                      Emii
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                      #39

                      The other day I turned around and my friend shouted "No! The Emii-arse of DOOOOM!"  😢

                      LOL  ;D

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        #40

                        😮  What did you say in response?

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          #41

                          FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                          HStorm: SMUT!

                          I was going to do this one:

                          HStorm: 'Because some of its eggs were going to get laid... SMUT!'

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
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                            #42

                            Falls about laughing.

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                              LordF
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                              Can someone please do one for Lord Fear because If I try I'll probaly screw up.

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                Lord Fear:  "That chicken smells like something the cat brought up... well come to think of it, it probably IS something the cat brought up."

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                                  LordF
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                                  Nice one HStorm

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                                    Emii
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                                    😮  What did you say in response?

                                    I sat on him. With a lot of force. If my arse is going to have a label, I'm going to put it to use.

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      #47

                                      Sounds a bit like what you did to Drassil's shoe in Chat a few weeks back.

                                      Lillith:  "A chicken?!? You wish to cross the road through MY domain and all you offer me is a CHICKEN?!?!?"

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                                        FrightKnight
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                                        FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                                        Well, as long as I'm getting trough to you... I half imagine frightKnight singing that in some kind of opera-way.

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #49

                                          ('Fraid this is another off-forums reference, but I couldn't resist it!)

                                          Wongchungbang:  "It ran off because I gave it this... HOLDS UP THE PRINTOUT OF A JPEG CONTAINING THE WORDS "SOD OFF" IN 72-POINT LETTERS."

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