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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    Elita
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    Well, if we're making RP-related posts...

    Ursula: picking chicken feathers out of her teeth Errr... that wasn't YOUR chicken was it?

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      Emii
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      cracks up That one was hilarious, chicken!

      Oops. Forgot 'chicken' is an affectionate term in Nottingham. LOL!

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        Malefact
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        knightmaredave: well i think the chicken crosed the road to get to teh other side maybe it was bored well that cheered me up for the day!!

        Pooka: because it was feeling under-appreciated.

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          Snowwiewolf
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          Snowwiewolf: Myth will know but she's having a break for a long time... She said something about retiring, but I think it was to get to the other side.   hugs

          Myth appears and breathes blue fire at Mally and freezes him

          aww, you remember  🙂

          hmm.. cant think of anything for Km chqarcters...

          Nikki Pandemonium: Ruff chiken ruffy vouu vuffy goes to burry chicken bones

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            Fidjit
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            Tails: Hey chicken, My CHICKEN!

            Motley: Oi Tails get back 'ere now!

            Tails: My chicken!

            Goes and gets chicken bones from Nikki

            Tails: My CHICKEN!!!

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              HStorm
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              Emii:  "Chases the chicken with the spatula of DOOM!"

              Stiletta:  "Go no further, chicken, or we stick a blade in you."

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                Emii
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                The other day I turned around and my friend shouted "No! The Emii-arse of DOOOOM!"  😢

                LOL  ;D

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                  HStorm
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                  😮  What did you say in response?

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                    Drassil
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                    FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                    HStorm: SMUT!

                    I was going to do this one:

                    HStorm: 'Because some of its eggs were going to get laid... SMUT!'

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                      HStorm
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                      Falls about laughing.

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                        LordF
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                        Can someone please do one for Lord Fear because If I try I'll probaly screw up.

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                          HStorm
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                          Lord Fear:  "That chicken smells like something the cat brought up... well come to think of it, it probably IS something the cat brought up."

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                            LordF
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                            Nice one HStorm

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                              Emii
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                              😮  What did you say in response?

                              I sat on him. With a lot of force. If my arse is going to have a label, I'm going to put it to use.

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                                HStorm
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                                Sounds a bit like what you did to Drassil's shoe in Chat a few weeks back.

                                Lillith:  "A chicken?!? You wish to cross the road through MY domain and all you offer me is a CHICKEN?!?!?"

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                                  FrightKnight
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                                  FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                                  Well, as long as I'm getting trough to you... I half imagine frightKnight singing that in some kind of opera-way.

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                                    HStorm
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                                    ('Fraid this is another off-forums reference, but I couldn't resist it!)

                                    Wongchungbang:  "It ran off because I gave it this... HOLDS UP THE PRINTOUT OF A JPEG CONTAINING THE WORDS "SOD OFF" IN 72-POINT LETTERS."

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                                      Emii
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                                      laughs

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                                        Drassil:  "I am aware that the chicken has crossed the road more often than I have, but it's never been my intention to make loads of road crossings - my aim is simply to maintain a presence; so I hope no chickens feel that they have to compete against me in terms of the number of roads they choose to cross."

                                        Hollins1:  "I know we shouldn't be discussing this and I will be quiet... but hey, wouldn't it just be TERRIFIC if we could copy and distribute video reccordings of the chicken crossing the road so that ALL the fans can get to see it again? Hmm? Yes, I know I shouldn't be talking about it in public, we might get into trouble. I'll stop now... But it WOULD be fantastic wouldn't it? Er, yes you're right, I do realise it's a touchy topic. I'll say no more. REFLECTS  But y'know, I really wish they'd allow us to copy them for each other for zero profit. You know it wouldn't do anybody any harm... Yes yes, I'll be quiet about it, I'm just making my point... but I mean it's not fair at the moment with so many fans not able to see their favourite show from their childhood is it? And it doesn't do anybody any good if the road-crossing shows are just left to vanish into obscurity does it? Oh sorry, yes, I-I'll be quiet... But I mean come ON...!"

                                        BVA:  "If I'm being perfectly honest, it was never my intention to let the chicken cross the road. So I guess it's the persistence of the fans that's really to blame/credit for my decision."

                                        Rachelesque:  "The chicken's favourite sin is lust, so it must've seen a Body Shop on the other side."

                                        Smirkenorff: "Because being a flightless creature of wings, it could not bear to be overshadowed by the presence of one such as I, who has soared through the very stars themselves."

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          either that Smirky or it just smelled the latest dose of yer fire-stine halitosis!

                                          oooof!  :-X

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