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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #31

    Hahahahahahaha

    Thats Ed Deal alright.

    Got him down to a T HStorm.

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    • SkarkillS
      SkarkillS
      Skarkill
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      #32

      Frightknight: To get away from Snowwiewolf and all her crazy magic. And I'm going to join it befor she casts another Rust spell on Me.

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        Elita
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        #33

        Well, if we're making RP-related posts...

        Ursula: picking chicken feathers out of her teeth Errr... that wasn't YOUR chicken was it?

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          Emii
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          cracks up That one was hilarious, chicken!

          Oops. Forgot 'chicken' is an affectionate term in Nottingham. LOL!

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            Malefact
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            #35

            knightmaredave: well i think the chicken crosed the road to get to teh other side maybe it was bored well that cheered me up for the day!!

            Pooka: because it was feeling under-appreciated.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              Snowwiewolf: Myth will know but she's having a break for a long time... She said something about retiring, but I think it was to get to the other side.   hugs

              Myth appears and breathes blue fire at Mally and freezes him

              aww, you remember  🙂

              hmm.. cant think of anything for Km chqarcters...

              Nikki Pandemonium: Ruff chiken ruffy vouu vuffy goes to burry chicken bones

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                Fidjit
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                Tails: Hey chicken, My CHICKEN!

                Motley: Oi Tails get back 'ere now!

                Tails: My chicken!

                Goes and gets chicken bones from Nikki

                Tails: My CHICKEN!!!

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #38

                  Emii:  "Chases the chicken with the spatula of DOOM!"

                  Stiletta:  "Go no further, chicken, or we stick a blade in you."

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                    Emii
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                    #39

                    The other day I turned around and my friend shouted "No! The Emii-arse of DOOOOM!"  😢

                    LOL  ;D

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #40

                      😮  What did you say in response?

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #41

                        FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                        HStorm: SMUT!

                        I was going to do this one:

                        HStorm: 'Because some of its eggs were going to get laid... SMUT!'

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          #42

                          Falls about laughing.

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                            LordF
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                            #43

                            Can someone please do one for Lord Fear because If I try I'll probaly screw up.

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                            • HStormH
                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              #44

                              Lord Fear:  "That chicken smells like something the cat brought up... well come to think of it, it probably IS something the cat brought up."

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                                LordF
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                                #45

                                Nice one HStorm

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                                  Emii
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                                  #46

                                  😮  What did you say in response?

                                  I sat on him. With a lot of force. If my arse is going to have a label, I'm going to put it to use.

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    #47

                                    Sounds a bit like what you did to Drassil's shoe in Chat a few weeks back.

                                    Lillith:  "A chicken?!? You wish to cross the road through MY domain and all you offer me is a CHICKEN?!?!?"

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                                      FrightKnight
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                                      FrightKnight: 'It was going to get an Amiga. A wonderful Amiga, with fantastic games...'

                                      Well, as long as I'm getting trough to you... I half imagine frightKnight singing that in some kind of opera-way.

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        #49

                                        ('Fraid this is another off-forums reference, but I couldn't resist it!)

                                        Wongchungbang:  "It ran off because I gave it this... HOLDS UP THE PRINTOUT OF A JPEG CONTAINING THE WORDS "SOD OFF" IN 72-POINT LETTERS."

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                                          Emii
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                                          laughs

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