Things WE would never say...

[HStorm]

Ali Everett: "I've finished programming episode III of the Knightmare Challenge."

Ursula: "I think I'll buy an Apple Mac..."

Joe Grocott-James: "It's okay, there's no rush."

SCOTT901: "Maintaining a high standard of good manners and punctuation is important to me."

[Emii]

Did Ali start KCIII?

[HStorm]

Dunno actually.

[Emii]

As far as I know he didn't. Might have been planning one, but not making. Sorry to invalidate your poss-quote!

[HStorm]

It doesn't invalidate anything! If he hasn't started it, he hasn't completed it. So NYAH!

[Emii]

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response

[Snowcat]

Forumites....

You think ye know 'em......

then suddenly we're back in the play pen....

[Emii]

Gags snowcat and locks him in the forum storecupboard

[HStorm]

Emii: "CHASES SNOWCAT WITH THE SPATULA OF PERFECT SAFETY"

[Snowcat]

the sound of frantic scratching against wooden door

yipe...

[Emii]

Lol I like that one, HS...but since when do I type in capitals?

[HStorm]

EVER SINCE YOU TOOK TYPING LESSONS FROM SCOTT901 AND WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING KNIGHTMARE?

[Snowcat]

Emii (hopefully ) :- "I going to use this key and let the cat back out"

[HStorm]

No, Emii, leave him in there! He's really SCOTT901, master of disguise.

[Snowcat]

no he sure as heck 'aint!

IF I WAS SCOTT901 I'D BE SCREAMING AT YE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!

but I'm not, so Emii..... Please open that flamin' door...

[HStorm]

That's what I mean when I say you're a master of disguise, Scott! You've disguised your words by sounding reasonably intelligent and using lower case. But I'm not fooled! You're not really Snowcat, I can tell.

Jams the lock with super glue

[Snowcat]

Well... if I ain't.... Who is he then?

[Snowcat]

and since Emii has dissappeared for now and you've glued the lock:-

"How the @*$&£)& heck am I supposed to get outta here?"

The dust in here is playing havoc with me fur.

[Skarkill]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

This should be intresting to watch.

We could always set fire to the door and burn it down?

[Snowcat]

and end up with a rather toasty Snowcat....

First time putting in 2p worth has cost this much! Now I gotta worry about burnt fur as well as manky fur....

As the goblin master would put it "LOVELY".

not....