Things WE would never say...

[Emii]

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response

[Snowcat]

Forumites....

You think ye know 'em......

then suddenly we're back in the play pen....

[Emii]

Gags snowcat and locks him in the forum storecupboard

[HStorm]

Emii: "CHASES SNOWCAT WITH THE SPATULA OF PERFECT SAFETY"

[Snowcat]

the sound of frantic scratching against wooden door

yipe...

[Emii]

Lol I like that one, HS...but since when do I type in capitals?

[HStorm]

EVER SINCE YOU TOOK TYPING LESSONS FROM SCOTT901 AND WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING KNIGHTMARE?

[Snowcat]

Emii (hopefully ) :- "I going to use this key and let the cat back out"

[HStorm]

No, Emii, leave him in there! He's really SCOTT901, master of disguise.

[Snowcat]

no he sure as heck 'aint!

IF I WAS SCOTT901 I'D BE SCREAMING AT YE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!

but I'm not, so Emii..... Please open that flamin' door...

[HStorm]

That's what I mean when I say you're a master of disguise, Scott! You've disguised your words by sounding reasonably intelligent and using lower case. But I'm not fooled! You're not really Snowcat, I can tell.

Jams the lock with super glue

[Snowcat]

Well... if I ain't.... Who is he then?

[Snowcat]

and since Emii has dissappeared for now and you've glued the lock:-

"How the @*$&£)& heck am I supposed to get outta here?"

The dust in here is playing havoc with me fur.

[Skarkill]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

This should be intresting to watch.

We could always set fire to the door and burn it down?

[Snowcat]

and end up with a rather toasty Snowcat....

First time putting in 2p worth has cost this much! Now I gotta worry about burnt fur as well as manky fur....

As the goblin master would put it "LOVELY".

not....

[HStorm]

Snowcat: "I always enjoy everyone having a joke at my expense."

[Snowcat]

Hstorm "I know when someone is in character."

Knowone said that happens ONLY at the Boarding School!

NOW WILL SOMEBODY OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!

drinks, saints and driving come to mind, but not in that order.

[HStorm]

HStorm "I know when someone is in character."

Snowcat: "And so do I."

[Snowcat]

Hmm, lets call this one a draw...

*** A single claw appears and saws its way around the lock, removing it completely***

While we're at it, where IS our esteemed new friend Mr 901? Ye made a helluva noise when he initially logged-in (if indeed HE did! ) but I haven't actually seen any kind of post or topics from him. abusive or otherwise...

Did we scare 'im off?

Would that make us the 'bad yins'??

[Emii]

NO! shoves flining cabinet in front of the door