Things WE would never say...

Snowcat

the sound of frantic scratching against wooden door

yipe...

Emii

Lol I like that one, HS...but since when do I type in capitals?

HStorm

EVER SINCE YOU TOOK TYPING LESSONS FROM SCOTT901 AND WHEN ARE YOU SHOWING KNIGHTMARE?

Snowcat

Emii (hopefully ) :- "I going to use this key and let the cat back out"

HStorm

No, Emii, leave him in there! He's really SCOTT901, master of disguise.

Snowcat

no he sure as heck 'aint!

IF I WAS SCOTT901 I'D BE SCREAMING AT YE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!

but I'm not, so Emii..... Please open that flamin' door... $:-\$

HStorm

That's what I mean when I say you're a master of disguise, Scott! You've disguised your words by sounding reasonably intelligent and using lower case. But I'm not fooled! You're not really Snowcat, I can tell.

Jams the lock with super glue

Snowcat

Well... if I ain't.... Who is he then?

Snowcat

and since Emii has dissappeared for now and you've glued the lock:-

"How the @*$&£)& heck am I supposed to get outta here?"

The dust in here is playing havoc with me fur.

Skarkill

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

This should be intresting to watch.

We could always set fire to the door and burn it down?

Snowcat

and end up with a rather toasty Snowcat....

First time putting in 2p worth has cost this much! Now I gotta worry about burnt fur as well as manky fur....

As the goblin master would put it "LOVELY".

not.... $:-\$

HStorm

Snowcat: "I always enjoy everyone having a joke at my expense."

Snowcat

Hstorm "I know when someone is in character."

Knowone said that happens ONLY at the Boarding School!

NOW WILL SOMEBODY OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!!

drinks, saints and driving come to mind, but not in that order.

HStorm

HStorm "I know when someone is in character."

Snowcat: "And so do I."

Snowcat

Hmm, lets call this one a draw...

*** A single claw appears and saws its way around the lock, removing it completely***

While we're at it, where IS our esteemed new friend Mr 901? Ye made a helluva noise when he initially logged-in (if indeed HE did! ) but I haven't actually seen any kind of post or topics from him. abusive or otherwise...

Did we scare 'im off?

Would that make us the 'bad yins'??

Emii

NO! shoves flining cabinet in front of the door

Snowcat

CLANG

Ow! Thanks a bunch Emii! (Don't lemme forget, I now owe u a headache...)

I only asked....

**** looks around the tiny cupboard for a way out ****

I gotta train to catch...

Malefact

"W00t! Hi peeps! LOL! Soz, can't say much coz I'm going clubbing in a mo. Nitemare rox! So long!"

Emii

shoves a nail file under the door, just so Snowcat has a fighting chance

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Ringmasterrob: Merlin wasn't that bad really, i mean Series 4 ending was a cracking good one.

Lord_Fear: Well actually, that Mogdred was much better as a villain, I've always had a thing for a bloke in a dress

Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next

Motley: The rules eh? Better make sure I follow these to the letter

HStorm: (just kidding )

Emii: I'm not too bothered the RMR has stolen my 'silly man' phrase, in fact i'm faxing him the copyright papers right now

Snowwie: Well, this thread looks like it doesn't need my unique imagination and hilarious side tracks

Malefact: My KMBS lessons were far too complicated, i've decided to teach "how to hold your wand in 3 easy steps" instead.

Snowcat: You know what, this cupboard is actually rather nice. No need for desperate escape attempts here!

SCOTT901:

Adam Battersby: No blue screens were harmed in the making of my rpg...