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Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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    MoanaLiza
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    #89

    Moana: It stood on a plug in it's brother's room "Ouch, ow, yeow" on Friday, still has a bruise on it's foot right now, and so therefore has been taking a while as it's been limping across.

    GG: It went looking for bones deary Chicken runs as fast as possible

    HStorm: to join me behind the sofa again

    HStorm: to finish looking for Majida

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    • RikukiR
      RikukiR
      Rikuki
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      #90

      Kessa: Because it couldn't be arsed to stay. Meh.

      Woo! I got mentioned, and it was before I even joined the forums! Thanks, Mal. 🙂

      Rikuki / Kessa : "Fair chicken noodles to ye!"

      r.k. x

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #91

        Snowcat: "To let me out of this f#@/%+g cupboard I hope!"

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          Emii
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          #92

          Oops - is he still in there?

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          • HStormH
            HStormH
            HStorm
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            #93

            Sure looks like it.

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              Emii
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              #94

              Lol never mind

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                Fidjit
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                #95

                Actually keep him in there...

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  #96

                  Moana Liza: "I don't know, okay?! I don't have satellite anymore, so I never got to see the the episode when the chicken crossed the road. All right?!?"

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                    Fidjit
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                    #97

                    I can't visit anyone because I'm stuck down here!

                    Oh HStorm did you get them?

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      #98

                      Matt Richings: "Because it was on its way to the TV studio to make a special guest appearance on..." "...Astroooooo faaaarm!"

                      KMDave: "Was that the chicken who correctly guessed my breast size, dearie?"

                      Snowcat: "Well as road-crossings go, that chicken did a damned unprofessional job. I... DON'T... DO... UNPROFESSIONAL!"

                      Forester: "I don't mind chickens, except the Anglo-Scottish ones. They always seem to have all the worst ingredients of both nationalities."

                      the crystal daze: "it was runing home too watch noel's house party was pure class and you should shame of yourselfs if you cant see that."

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                        lordfearisafox
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                        #99

                        Did I hear my name?

                        Hello boys and girls, the bitch is back!

                        Actually, the chicken crossed the road cause she/he saw me coming again

                        x

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                        • HStormH
                          HStormH
                          HStorm
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                          #100

                          Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.

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                            Snowcat
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                            #101

                            Snowcat:- 'He ain't crossing the road! He's faffing with the damn focus again! COME ON, RED LIGHT!!'

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              #102

                              I thought that you were still stuck in that cupboard!

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                                FrightKnight
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                                #103

                                He is, he's just speaking loudly.

                                Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

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                                  Fidjit
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                                  Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.
                                  That's harsh words to say, HStorm...

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                                  • HStormH
                                    HStormH
                                    HStorm
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                                    #105

                                    I'm only quoting her own her own self-reference, Glenn.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      #106

                                      I'm only quoting **her own her own **self-reference, Glenn.

                                      Now you sound like sound like Skarkill there (only kidding)

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        #107

                                        No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

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                                        • SkarkillS
                                          SkarkillS
                                          Skarkill
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                                          #108

                                          How do you come to that conclusion Motley?

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