Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Emii]

Oops - is he still in there?

[HStorm]

Sure looks like it.

[Emii]

Lol never mind

[Fidjit]

Actually keep him in there...

[HStorm]

Moana Liza: "I don't know, okay?! I don't have satellite anymore, so I never got to see the the episode when the chicken crossed the road. All right?!?"

[Fidjit]

I can't visit anyone because I'm stuck down here!

Oh HStorm did you get them?

[HStorm]

Matt Richings: "Because it was on its way to the TV studio to make a special guest appearance on..." "...Astroooooo faaaarm!"

KMDave: "Was that the chicken who correctly guessed my breast size, dearie?"

Snowcat: "Well as road-crossings go, that chicken did a damned unprofessional job. I... DON'T... DO... UNPROFESSIONAL!"

Forester: "I don't mind chickens, except the Anglo-Scottish ones. They always seem to have all the worst ingredients of both nationalities."

the crystal daze: "it was runing home too watch noel's house party was pure class and you should shame of yourselfs if you cant see that."

[lordfearisafox]

Did I hear my name?

Hello boys and girls, the bitch is back!

Actually, the chicken crossed the road cause she/he saw me coming again

x

[HStorm]

Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.

[Snowcat]

Snowcat:- 'He ain't crossing the road! He's faffing with the damn focus again! COME ON, RED LIGHT!!'

[MoanaLiza]

I thought that you were still stuck in that cupboard!

[FrightKnight]

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

[Fidjit]

Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.
That's harsh words to say, HStorm...

[HStorm]

I'm only quoting her own her own self-reference, Glenn.

[MoanaLiza]

I'm only quoting **her own her own **self-reference, Glenn.

Now you sound like sound like Skarkill there (only kidding)

[HStorm]

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

[Skarkill]

How do you come to that conclusion Motley?

[MoanaLiza]

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

I was thinking more of Arkright!

[FrightKnight]

Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn. Me like.

"Pay attention boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear myself roar!"

[Snowcat]

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

2 green glints appear in the darkness of the cupboard and a rather manky tiger slowly emerges, watching carefully for any possible intervention

Thank you... cramp gets unbearable after a few weeks .

Rewards have I few but this may come in useful...

holds out a small pendant. It glints orange and gold in the light.

ironically made from the stone 'tigers eye'. Seems to even keep Festus at bay when needed.