Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

HStorm

Matt Richings: "Because it was on its way to the TV studio to make a special guest appearance on..." "...Astroooooo faaaarm!"

KMDave: "Was that the chicken who correctly guessed my breast size, dearie?"

Snowcat: "Well as road-crossings go, that chicken did a damned unprofessional job. I... DON'T... DO... UNPROFESSIONAL!"

Forester: "I don't mind chickens, except the Anglo-Scottish ones. They always seem to have all the worst ingredients of both nationalities."

the crystal daze: "it was runing home too watch noel's house party was pure class and you should shame of yourselfs if you cant see that."

lordfearisafox

Did I hear my name?

Hello boys and girls, the bitch is back!

Actually, the chicken crossed the road cause she/he saw me coming again

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HStorm

Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.

Snowcat

Snowcat:- 'He ain't crossing the road! He's faffing with the damn focus again! COME ON, RED LIGHT!!'

MoanaLiza

I thought that you were still stuck in that cupboard!

FrightKnight

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

Fidjit

Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.
That's harsh words to say, HStorm...

HStorm

I'm only quoting her own her own self-reference, Glenn.

MoanaLiza

I'm only quoting **her own her own **self-reference, Glenn.

Now you sound like sound like Skarkill there (only kidding)

HStorm

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

Skarkill

How do you come to that conclusion Motley?

MoanaLiza

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

I was thinking more of Arkright!

FrightKnight

Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn. Me like.

"Pay attention boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear myself roar!"

Snowcat

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

2 green glints appear in the darkness of the cupboard and a rather manky tiger slowly emerges, watching carefully for any possible intervention

Thank you... cramp gets unbearable after a few weeks $:-\$ .

Rewards have I few but this may come in useful...

holds out a small pendant. It glints orange and gold in the light.

ironically made from the stone 'tigers eye'. Seems to even keep Festus at bay when needed.

FrightKnight

Oh, thanks.

Blows off cobwebs from Snowcat.

HStorm

Semtex Jack: "Don't know. Right, I'm off to get to the other side."

Mephisto: "Gah, the producers made it wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay too easy for the chicken to find the other side. I bet the whole road-crossing was fixed."

Modeski: "To look for a toilet that isn't just a hole in the ground."

Pipmuk

Go on Hstorm, try and do one for me....

I have to say is there anyone in the challenge forum that you havent done yet?

Boyard Queen: Because it wanted to watch Fort Boyard. But its not on!!! Help!!!

Lowebo

I haven't answered this/been mentioned!! Hmph!

Because it was pissed and couldn't walk in a straight line.

Because it saw Barry coming and didn't fancy a chat.

It didn't. I caught it first.

HStorm

$:-\$ Who are you doing an impression of with those ones?

Pipmuk: "Chicken cross...? Lol! Nice one, Billy. Oh you're not Billy? Sorry, I'm just used to Billy making the wisecracks round here."

(As recommended to me on the Challenge forum by Pipmuk.)

Lowebo

Well, because it's my first mention it's my own answer lol!

Emii: To get to the boarding school!

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Challenge Forums:

thecrystaldaze: To Meet Richard O'Brien!

ultimatesurvivor: cuz i fink dat its wot it wud wnt 2 do cuz its soooo cleva innit.